Bigsby Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I don't know that joke. Someone indulge me?I'd like to know the Rolling Stone one too.But this is the wrong thread, they would need to be in the joke thread.This thread is punchlines only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Kids will do anything for the taste of dairylea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I don't know that joke. Someone indulge me?http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/humour/53935-jokes-2.html#post730879 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'd like to know the Rolling Stone one too.But this is the wrong thread, they would need to be in the joke thread.This thread is punchlines only. I'll post it in the jokes thread, but trust me it's really not worth the bother! Plus you already know the punchline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again christian" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 It isn't rape if they don't know about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "...but it looked like a fucking crocodile to me!""No, I'm Tessa Sanderson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "...but it looked like a fucking crocodile to me!""No, I'm Tessa Sanderson"Brilliant! I haven't heard that one in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Half a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 A stick.Sucking cock.Telling your dad you're gay.In about 5 minutes when your mum goes to bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Because she had no arms.A live one at the bottom, eating it's way out.You can't unload a lorry full of salt with a pitchfork.Peter Sutcliffe's hammer.Cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 For Hanz that washes dishes is as soft as Gervais with the mild-green hairy-lipped squid.I know a Hanz (or Hance I think) that washes dishes... at the hub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Def Leppard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I know a Hanz (or Hance I think) that washes dishes... at the hub?If that's a punch-line, the joke must be shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Brilliant! I haven't heard that one in years.A classic. My (then) girlfriend's mum told me it in Autumn 1994. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Wis I wrang.....wis it Jim Leighton?Eh..OK, I'll have a pint of Dobbin please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czefski Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I said sign Rocastle, not Roy Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 The kid in the boot of my car.To get to the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 "I got sent off after 22 minutes.""An orange in disguise.""A seagull on it's way home carrying a fish supper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 A boob job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Supplies!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Nice thread revival sir.Because they believe that all proper tea is theft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Why did you say "pussy" twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Toast(8 characters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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