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I write this still bursting my balls at a prank we just played on one of our apprentices!

He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). We had a discussion with him saying that surgical spirit was very good at cooling burns, 20 min's later he returned from the chemist with the very thing, and is still rolling around next door, pretty much in tears!

Ain't it great being a bastard? :guns:

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I write this still bursting my balls at a prank we just played on one of our apprentices!

He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). We had a discussion with him saying that surgical spirit was very good at cooling burns, 20 min's later he returned from the chemist with the very thing, and is still rolling around next door, pretty much in tears!

Ain't it great being a bastard? :guns:

I hope he shits in your boiler suit.

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He came in this morning telling us of a nasty burn he'd got in his, shall we say groinal area(How he got it I don't know, and don't want to). :

You mean his cock.

I hear those symptoms are a by-product of rape.

He deserved it.

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I hope he shits in your boiler suit.

Well thankfully i'm office based, so it's not me that will get the retaliation. It's part of the learning curve, not to do bloody stupid things.

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Well thankfully i'm office based, so it's not me that will get the retaliation. It's part of the learning curve, not to do bloody stupid things.
Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard.

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Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard.

Well actually i do know how he got the burns, but I'm not going to put it into the public domain! But I can assure you, he was in no way abused, well not in a way he didn't want to be!

But yes, I'm guilty as charged.

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Maybe he has an abusive partner? and she poured boiling water on his cock? Along with the mental and physical torment he's already going through, you just made him poor surgical spirit on his cockburn. You're an evil bastard.

Are you sexytunk's apprentice?

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Did he shag a prostitute that had an unkept beaver?

Friction burnz iz strai'up NASTY yo!

You've just been having a go at me for being an evil bastard, and now you're making a mock of the poor lad! Fancy doing that to the poor bugger, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

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You've just been having a go at me for being an evil bastard, and now you're making a mock of the poor lad! Fancy doing that to the poor bugger, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
Never! But in all honesty, you're still an evil bastard.

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Guest treader.

Hitler caused a fuss over inaccuracies all the time.

But by 'inaccuracies' I actually mean 'Jewish people'

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Hitler caused a fuss over inaccuracies all the time.

But by 'inaccuracies' I actually mean 'Jewish people'

Brilliant :laughing:

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