Alkaline Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I used to sometimes smoke after sex, but I never got burns.I would recite Burns to you after sex, maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I used to sometimes smoke after sex, but I never got burns.I read this and instantly thought of the immortal line "Burned holes in her eyelids with cigarettes because she wouldn't stop crying."Yas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I used to sometimes smoke after sex, but I never got burns.If you were on fire and not just smoking you would get burns. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bigsby's post-sex Burns line would be "Wee sleekit, cowrin' timrous beastie"(I'm sure he'd say that beforehands it'd be "Great chieftain o' the puddin' race") 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bigsby's post-sex Burns line would be "Wee sleekit, cowrin' timrous beastie"(I'm sure he'd say that beforehands it'd be "Great chieftain o' the puddin' race")Surely it would be "Wee sleekit, cowrin', timrous beastin'"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 That works for me!this line from "A poetical epistle to a tailor" works too....."What ails ye now, ye lousie bitchto thresh my back at sic a pitch?" (apologies to Mrs Bigsby, who is far too nice for these lines). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 One of the many worst things i have ever down was on a Paris trip with my school.A girl on the trip was annoying me so i poured half of her body spray away and topped it up with my urine. I then went downstairs and phoned my friends who were still in Aberdeen, told them and asked them to make it well known to all. She spent a week spraying my urine all over her and then when we got back to school everyone knew about it and took the piss.I was hauled into the headmaster's office, where i denied doing it and was believed. I still had to write an apology though.You were actually on that trip Alan (Can i call you that yet?) as i recall your music selection was pretty on point for the bus.I also climbed along the ledge outside my room in the hotel and threw a lit firework into some german girl's room as well as a few other misdemeanors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 ...and Bentley Rhythm Ace fans were usually so well-behaved!!! Tut-tut!You might have missed a marketing opportunity for Walker No.1 scent....could've made millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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