James Broonbreed Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Magic Numbers.... Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 The Magic Numbers is the name of a book I teach to 6 year olds. No, wait. That's Number Magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 agfw who goes into far too much detail in every story he tells and ends each one with a fake mutley laugh and an enthusiastic 'classic' while rubbing his hands together like a fucking dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 To be fair, the Mutley laugh whilst rubbing hands is a classic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 AGFW™ was making a cup of tea. It's a stainless steel sided kettle. He boiled it. Then when it clicked off the boil, touched the side of it and went "Ow. That's really hot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Teabags said: AGFW™ was making a cup of tea. It's a stainless steel sided kettle. He boiled it. Then when it clicked off the boil, touched the side of it and went "Ow. That's really hot." Never trust technology. When the world banks collapse and computers rise up to kill us, we'll all have to use our hands to check if the water's boiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 AGFW™, as well as couple others in my office, all decide that because I'm going to the tiny little office kitchen to get a coffee, that they ALL need a cup of tea/coffee as well, so now there's 4 of us in a tiny little fucking kitchen and every one of them is constantly going "oh sorry, can I get past you to the fridge" and what not while AGFW™ stands there in hysterics saying "OMG it's so crammed in here!" This happens about 3 times a week. Wait two minutes while I make mine and then come back. You fucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Teabags said: AGFW™, as well as couple others in my office, all decide that because I'm going to the tiny little office kitchen to get a coffee, that they ALL need a cup of tea/coffee as well, so now there's 4 of us in a tiny little fucking kitchen and every one of them is constantly going "oh sorry, can I get past you to the fridge" and what not while AGFW™ stands there in hysterics saying "OMG it's so crammed in here!" This happens about 3 times a week. Wait two minutes while I make mine and then come back. You fucks. You're literally describing toddlers in a classroom. One decides they're dying of thirst or going to piss themselves (and in this case, they really might piss themselves, so saying "no" is the greater evil), and as one goes out the rest all decide they need to go out, too. Pet hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, scottyboy said: You're literally describing toddlers in a classroom. You're not wrong, here's an old one... Standing in the kitchen getting breakfast, AGFW™ decides to come and get a cup of tea. Other workmate goes outside to check something on his bike. and while he's out there, AGFW™ walks over to the window, taps on the glass at other workmate, making other workmate look, which causes AGFW™ to burst into giggles Like...AGFW™ actually just played peek-a-boo. He's in his 40s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 If I don’t have an AGFW does that mean I am the AGFW? ...i think I need a minute to reevaluate my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 It's only me and AGFW in the office today. Usually he constantly talks to others in the office during the day and not so much to me, since we work on different projects. Though he does occasionally make a HILARIOUS quip about me not being part of the conversation like "Oh yeah, Dave agrees, lol". But now that it's just me and him he feels the need to fill the silence by talking to me. With this level of fucking shite. "Have you checked out Titans on Netflix." "No." "It was, I dunno, much darker than I thought it would be. It's.... I don't know really. Might be worth checking out." How fucking informative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 I now know that it's potentially dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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