tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 The New CluedoWords fail me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 How very dare they.I'd like to take whoever thought of this out to the library and beat them over the head with a lead pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Christ... if they must, why can't they americanize it properly?Dr Chronic, in the driveway, with the AK.Dwayne Average, on the freeway, with the sniper rifle.Trent Lovechild, in ur school, with 10 handguns, 30 pipebombs, a sawn off shotgun, dark glasses and a trenchcoat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I read it, and this bit leapt out at me:Reverend Green becomes Jacob Green, a go-to guy "with all the ins". What in the name of all that is sacred does that even mean?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 'Rubbiss' springs to mind. Maybe the kids will like it, but I'm hanging onto my old style set. Tip: It's ALWAYS the Rev Green with the rope. He is a pervy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Christ... if they must, why can't they americanize it properly?Dr Chronic, in the driveway, with the AK.Dwayne Average, on the freeway, with the sniper rifle.Trent Lovechild, in ur school, with 10 handguns, 30 pipebombs, a sawn off shotgun, dark glasses and a trenchcoat.Fuck sake, won't let me give you points. that post is fucking amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I read it, and this bit leapt out at me:Reverend Green becomes Jacob Green, a go-to guy "with all the ins". What in the name of all that is sacred does that even mean?!?!?!?He sells drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 He sells drugs.Ah!Forgive me, I'm not down with the lingo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 He sells drugs.Not correct, a go-to guy is the sort of guy you go to if you have a problem: disposing of a gun, body etc. They usually know people who can sort it out on your behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Tip: It's ALWAYS the Rev Green with the rope. He is a pervy bastard.Surely not the Rev Al Green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Ah, well, that's alright then, much more kiddy friendly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Not correct, a go-to guy is the sort of guy you go to if you have a problem: disposing of a gun, body etc. They usually know people who can sort it out on your behalf.I'm so whack, yo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithaca Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I always thought Miss Scarlet was kind of hot. Mind you, the only competition was old fat, Mrs. White and it was at a time when I found the twins from Fun House attractive (Melanie and Martina?). Speaking of Fun House, why was it that they always picked the obese kid with asthma to do all the running about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I always thought Miss Scarlet was kind of hot. Mind you, the only competition was old fat, Mrs. White and it was at a time when I found the twins from Fun House attractive (Melanie and Martina?). Speaking of Fun House, why was it that they always picked the obese kid with asthma to do all the running about?There was Mrs Peacock too, although it is fair to say her best days were behind her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Does anyone remember the really crappy live action TV version of Cludeo?At least real life murderer Leslie Grantham was able to offer some authenticity to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 I remember that, Jerry Hall was Miss Scarlet wasn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tv tanned Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Does anyone remember the really crappy live action TV version of Cludeo?At least real life murderer Leslie Grantham was able to offer some authenticity to it.Leslie Grantham killed someone?!?I know he was a bit of a perv, but are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Leslie Grantham killed someone?!?I know he was a bit of a perv, but are you sure?Yup, murdered somebody in Germany if memory serves, I think he was in the army. A taxi driver or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Leslie Grantham killed someone?!?I know he was a bit of a perv, but are you sure?Heres the proof: Grantham in the Kitchen with the GString lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Series 4!? How did that turd ever get more than one season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 No idea?The bad acting should have been enough to get it taken off the air.The final nail in the coffin for me though is that its presented by Richard Madeley.Look at who appears on it:Madeley, Grantham, Nicholas Parsons, Rula lanska, Mollie Sugden, Chris Biggins and apparently Chris Tarrant hosted it for a while.It seems it was a dumping ground for the terminally shite!"Cluedo" (1990) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 How about a character called JO Samson? He could always get away with the murder to confuse/irritate the players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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