Afro Droid Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 ...this is quite funny, in a slightly disturbing-awful-redneck way:""That's the difference between the lyrics I write and a band like Pearl Jam. For example: Let's say you save up enough dough to buy a fucking case of Raw Ass - it's the worst tasting beer we can buy, but that's all we got the money for - you're out in front of the liquor store, and some guy puts it in the back of his truck and fucking takes off. "Motherfucker! We just lost our beer and the dough!" Eddie Vedder will fucking whine about it, being a pussy, and write a song about being a wuss and how it's crushed his fucking life now cause this asshole drove off with his beer. Come to Black Label, man! What we do is, we get his license plate number, find out where he fuckin' lives, go down, smash his truck with a cinder blocks through the windshield, get the beer, then light his house on fire, get drunk, and write a song about it. That's the way Black Label handles it, man! It's pure fucking comedy at it's best!!"He used to be such a nice lad in the Pride and Glory days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Now he's all about the beer and cinder blocks though apparently.See at least we're not all being rednecks - pirates are much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Zakk Wylde is full of shitbut man....he can rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Rocker Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 You seen him in Rockstar? Fuckin' hilarious?Jonny, we should play Blood Polution at the Pap gig. Ha ha!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Haha I like Pearl Jam but that was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by bryn:Zakk Wylde is full of shit How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Ermm, read the above... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 who's zakk wylde again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Ozzys geetarist of choice and guitarist/singer of Black Label Society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Monk Rocker:You seen him in Rockstar? Fuckin' hilarious?Jonny, we should play Blood Polution at the Pap gig. Ha ha!!!!! What about "Stand Up And Shout"? It's way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Monk Rocker:You seen him in Rockstar? Fuckin' hilarious? Best line in the whole film:Some other guy - "How was your hunting weekend?"Zakk - "Damn Good. Killed every fuckin' thing I saw." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by psydoll:Now he's all about the beer and cinder blocks though apparently.See at least we're not all being rednecks - pirates are much better Ar, agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Infact I think its quite hilarious having some guy that will just take the piss out of who he likes, talk about violence and beer and be able to back it up by being such a great guitar player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 I particularly like his stance on Dave Grohl:"If I ever run into Dave Grohl, I'm gonna kick his fuckin' ass. Because I think he sucks, and he wrote this cheese-dick song for Ozzy that I have to fuckin' play on, and I'll never forgive him for that. Foo Fighters is a fuckin' candyass girl band, but you've got that motherfucker submitting songs, and those douche bags from the Offspring submitting songs, too. I mean, none of thse guys could play a Randy Rhoads solo if they tried. Dave Grohl? Fuck Dave Grohl! Let him get up there and play 'Mr. Crowley'; he can't fuckin' do it. And it's like, you're getting this guy to write songs for Ozzy? Just because he played drums for fucking Shitvana?" - Zakk Wylde, Guitar World, November 2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 I like the fact that he made the pun 'Shitvana'. That's top drawer in my book. Other ideas: Guns n Shit Pearl Shit Redneck Prick Talking Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Plato the Greek:Guns n Shit Actually, he was in Guns 'n Roses, albeit for a very short time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato the Greek Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Yeah i remember back in the day he was and reading about it in Kerrang. I think it was during the mid nineties or something. I have this image in my head that Zakk Wylde has a basement full of Nazi and Confederate memorabilia where he goes to play guitar and get drunk with equally tough rednecks. Possibly true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 18, 2004 Report Share Posted May 18, 2004 Confederate yes, Nazi probably not. That's more of a Slayer thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phoenix_down Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 finally someone else who dosent like nirvana....always a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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