Guest haigyman Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 the white widow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 for the record it's not actually white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:arr, i miss me old ship.Cap'n Dayeth, i hereby ask to resume a position on said vessel.im going to sell my ship on eBay.whaddaya say? i request the rank of Navigation Officer.arr, motherfucker. Ar, i'd welcome your Navigation skills back on the flag ship.What say you to the idea of finding a new captain for yer old ship, we need to keep the fleet numbered and strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by haigyman:for the record it's not actually white Ar, then call it the Black Widow! We're pirates, we're nat getting married. Black = piratesUnless.. your going for the "decieveing the enemy" type name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 i agree, cap'n Dayeth.how about we give her to Lester? she be a worthy pirate of such a gallant vessel.and it means shes a Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Ar, then call it the Black Widow! We're pirates, we're nat getting married. Black = piratesUnless.. your going for the "decieveing the enemy" type name ah but white widow is the name of something which brings me great enjoyment...plus it sounds cooler, think aobut it, we could have a white woman on the front of our boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Yar a fine idea... let the choice be ers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by haigyman:ah but white widow is the name of something which brings me great enjoyment...plus it sounds cooler, think aobut it, we could have a white woman on the front of our boat ....just make me think your trying to decieve the enemy ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Yarr.so what be the crew roster of the SS Fucker, the most feared and reviled ship in all Aberdeen?Captain Dayeth the TerribleFirst Mate Demon of the FallNavigation Officer ScottNPTorturer/Surgeon/Interrogator - N.F Power...arr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 uh, ok, yes, ahahaharrr deceiving, trickery, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynsey Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 i've been a pirate for forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:Yarr.so what be the crew roster of the SS Fucker, the most feared and reviled ship in all Aberdeen?Captain Dayeth the TerribleFirst Mate Demon of the FallNavigation Officer ScottNPTorturer/Surgeon/Interrogator - N.F Power...arr? Ar, theres the Untitled "Master of Beards" too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaya Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:I thats the case, at least I can catch a fish.*INSANELY! smug pirate look* ....clams are generally stationary so aren't exactly challenging to catch- don't argue with me-I was in a band called pirates death wish *INCREDIBLY smug pirate look!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Ar, they are all honourable ships that are a fine home for any fine Pirate...me old first mate dont pull ees weight though.. now he's at the bottom o' the sea, AHAR! With his pockets filled with rocks, and his body wrapped in bacon. Yarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 arr, i did have a beard but i removed it. damn work.it shall return, one day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Vaya:....clams are generally stationary so aren't exactly challenging to catch- don't argue with me-I was in a band called pirates death wish *INCREDIBLY smug pirate look!* Ar, in yer bid to outwit the Captain of the largest pirate fleet known to these waters, ye forgot ONE thing...we're ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 fuckin ace! you pissy little digestive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 arrr, just a question, dayeth....what the fuck happened to yar eye?and i hope you've found a knave to clean the blood of that scoundrel from the spear of the ship..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by New Found Power:With his pockets filled with rocks, and his body wrapped in bacon. Yarr. Yar, good call! What methods of barbaric slaughter have ye been developing of late Officer Power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 the removal of random organs, before taking a piss inside his open abdomen, squeezing a lemon into it, then adding two cups of salt before sewing it back up and feeding to a rabbit sounds like fun...... painful! i read it in Swab Monthly.arr, motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by scottNP:i read it in Swab Monthly. Ar, tis a good read when the winds are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 its better than that pitiful publication Which Pirate?.....fucking wench pish.no bad pictures in it though, and the deals on cannons are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 Originally posted by Dayeth:Yar, good call! What methods of barbaric slaughter have ye been developing of late Officer Power? Yarr, mostly I lock people in a room playing "Smoke on the Water" at half-speed, really loud.Drives 'em to the very edge of sanity, that does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 haha, excellent.try some OUTKAST, that should make them talk before it has a chance to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 When do we set sail?Where are we going to get the prisoners? Whats my job anyway? I want a fun job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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