Lynsey

Heeeeeeeeeeey.

Do you live on here?

When did the chat on here get so ragingly shite?

I'll teach you how to drive.

Jesus...

I wouldn't park on Back Wynd. It's the only place I've parked and had my car vandalised - a lovely long scrape along the boot, going neatly over the lock and then carrying on to the other side. What hurt more was that there was a big wanky bespoilered Mitsubishi parked in front and they picked on my little Yaris. I always used to park near the Carmelite hotel when visiting my friend on Market Street. Bit of a dodgy area but I never had any problems and it's a wee bit closer to the Tunnels than Littlejohn Street with more spaces. Try living on Schoolhill for parking hell... my boyfriend got three tickets in the space of a fortnight when they brought the nighttime wardens back in at the end of last year

Yes. What I lack in skill I make up for in noise.

Me me me me. I do a mean cowbell.

It's like raaay-eeee-aain on your wedding day.

If you're running this year and haven't decided on a charity yet, please consider running for CHILDREN 1ST. We have limited registered charity places for those looking to make a real difference to some of the North Easts most vulnerable children by raising funds through sponsorship. The money you raise could pay for play and art therapy, befriending, group activities or simply the chance to talk. Each participant will receive a free CHILDREN 1ST t-shirt and sponsorship form, along with help from us (not with your training, that's still down to you!). If you're interested drop me an email at lynsey.ingram@children1st.org.uk or give me a ring (during office hours ) at 01224 251151 and I'll be happy to send you a pack or answer any questions

Is this still for sale?

I liked the food at Morgan's on Market Street and was gutted when I gave The Gas Lamp a go a couple of months back. Completely underwhelming food (a cold wrap filled with cheap grated mozzarella and cold greasy 'roasted' vegetables that looked like they'd just come out of a tub) at a ridiculous price (6.95?) for what it was. So don't go there

I'm looking for a scart cable for a Mega Drive if anyone has one going spare... I'll take those Strike games too if they're still going

Oh Phillip.

I'm moving into town in a month or so, have been signed up with AAA, Bryant and Raeburn for a while and would sell both my legs to get a job with one of the bigger companies like the ones in Altens/Dyce/Tullos. I don't know how you can be so fussy about a wee commute if the company's a good one... but I guess it means more good jobs for the rest of us

I had the same problem this morning with Ticketmaster but for Lionel Richie () tickets and they definitely didn't sell out in five minutes!

I'm sure you told me it was a double!

He was in Snafu one night last year handing out flyers for a male strip night at Kef and wouldn't leave me and my friend alone. It took one of our guy friends telling him to get to fuck to get him moving. Not nice.

She's pretty far from being ugly. Yes, she could do with a visit to the orthodontist, but she's still more physically attractive than most of the states you see out and about on a Saturday night in Aberdeen.

My meals there have always been great. Think someone said there's only La Bamba and Chiquitos for Mexican food in Aberdeen but there's Pancho Villa's on Bon Accord Street too, although I've heard mixed reviews.

Went there for my graduation meal in summer and was really disappointed. The food was alright but not really worth the price and the staff were all about 12 and poorly trained. Number 1 on Queen's Terrace is lovely. Sometimes a bit lacking in atmosphere through the week but the food's great.

Phillip just likes a whinge

Not true at all! I want to know where you stand! I'm not dissing, I've got a lorra love for Snaffles... but the number of times I've waited over 15 minutes to get served have far outnumbered the times I've been served within that. Doesn't put me off, like.

That's exactly what I said too... before I got persuaded to shell out. I'm weak.

I wish I could remember! I've never been a Corrie fan - I'd only have recognised Curly.