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One of the most amusing band bios I've seen in a long time

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Sy-KO, from Central Scotland, are a band of outstanding musicians from outstanding backgrounds that share a passion for all music that is heavy and aggressive! They might just be one the most outstanding Metal bands on the Planet, to date! Over the last 15 years there have been a few awesome bands come and go that have punched a massive crater in the Worlds Heavy Metal scene that have given them the status of Gods! Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Testament, Anthrax, Sepultura, Annihilator and loads more. All of these bands have made their name from not holding back when it comes to musical invention and hurdling over the bounderies that had been set by the media of the day. The intention of Sy-KO's existence is to take a firm hold of that power from each of these bands, and put it all together into one hell of a musical weapon. Not only to fulfill their own musical passion, but to let people know that there is still an unbridled aggression involved in todays musicianship from the World of Metal. Things have become too easy nowadays for bands popping up, playing some heavy songs then dying away again. The spectrum of the Metal genre has widened so far that a lot of the music has become blurred and catagorized to death. To give a genre an indexed catagory is to limit it's potential and it's power. Sy-KO are here to punch you hard in the ear hole and make you listen to music that is so powerfully dominating that you cannot help becoming inspired to hunt down the force that started it all. Broon, (Drums), and Phil, (Guitar), have been listening and playing Heavy Metal music for the last 18 years and still loving it. Although Sauce, (Guitar), is still relatively young at 20 years old, he has as much passion for Metal music as Broon and Phil. His guitar playing would put most professional players today to shame. The way he attacks the fretboard is scarey to say the least! With him and the other two core members of Sy-KO, this is one hell of a band! Sy-KO are here to help you on your musical travels and point you in the right direction. Sy-KO are here to take control of a lost genre! Be warned!! Sy-KO are coming for you! Stay HEAVY!!!

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They just dinnae sound BRUTAL enough!!

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nathan explosion would show those wimps a thing or two on how to be super metal...

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Sy-KO, from Central Scotland, are a band of outstanding musicians from outstanding backgrounds that share a passion for all music that is heavy and aggressive! They might just be one the most outstanding Metal bands on the Planet, to date! Over the last 15 years there have been a few awesome bands come and go that have punched a massive crater in the Worlds Heavy Metal scene that have given them the status of Gods! Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Testament, Anthrax, Sepultura, Annihilator and loads more. All of these bands have made their name from not holding back when it comes to musical invention and hurdling over the bounderies that had been set by the media of the day. The intention of Sy-KO's existence is to take a firm hold of that power from each of these bands, and put it all together into one hell of a musical weapon. Not only to fulfill their own musical passion, but to let people know that there is still an unbridled aggression involved in todays musicianship from the World of Metal. Things have become too easy nowadays for bands popping up, playing some heavy songs then dying away again. The spectrum of the Metal genre has widened so far that a lot of the music has become blurred and catagorized to death. To give a genre an indexed catagory is to limit it's potential and it's power. Sy-KO are here to punch you hard in the ear hole and make you listen to music that is so powerfully dominating that you cannot help becoming inspired to hunt down the force that started it all. Broon, (Drums), and Phil, (Guitar), have been listening and playing Heavy Metal music for the last 18 years and still loving it. Although Sauce, (Guitar), is still relatively young at 20 years old, he has as much passion for Metal music as Broon and Phil. His guitar playing would put most professional players today to shame. The way he attacks the fretboard is scarey to say the least! With him and the other two core members of Sy-KO, this is one hell of a band! Sy-KO are here to help you on your musical travels and point you in the right direction. Sy-KO are here to take control of a lost genre! Be warned!! Sy-KO are coming for you! Stay HEAVY!!!

One word.

Four letters.

Sounds like "fish"

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The funniest bio I have ever read was Onion Terror's in the last Moorings gig schedule.

I assume it's on their myspace, but I can't be arsed looking it up.

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The funniest bio I have ever read was Onion Terror's in the last Moorings gig schedule.

I assume it's on their myspace, but I can't be arsed looking it up.

was it this?

About Onion Terror

Most bios are generous exaggerations written by a best friend of the band making them out to be the greatest thing since tits on television. The fact is that most no band are greater than tits on the TV and Onion Terror are no different. We write songs' date=' play gigs and we love it all

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www.myspace.com/onionterror

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It's all true though. I once spend a week shoeless and unsuccessful in Glasgow trying to track down 'Sauce' after hearing their metal cacophony.

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