Phatbar Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report. However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report. However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares Well, I've never had a lump of cheese that blew the limit on my credit card or yapped incessently in my lug about stupid game show results and folk from the office that I don't know.Women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.Amazing, exactly the same thing happened to me about 5 years ago. The only problem was I was awake the whole fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatbar Posted May 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 The strange thing is that no matter what the cause of a problem is................ A large selection of alcohol solves it. But with women it just helps u ignore it... Why dont they just go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Why dont they just go awayor why don't you just stop getting involved if it's that much of a strain on your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 i had sleeping tablets that gave me nightmares about ewoks for 5 days.thats was fun. wicket raiding your sock drawer at 6am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 My friends and I did an experiment like that, only we ate different kinds of cheeses and all came to same conclusion: brie was the the cause of some very fucked up dreams, not really nightmares though. We call them briems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 I've purposefully eaten cheese before bed and had quite pleasant dreams every time. A basic mature cheddar. I once ate a woman before bed and was sick in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 My friends and I did an experiment like that, only we ate different kinds of cheeses and all came to same conclusion: brie was the the cause of some very fucked up dreams, not really nightmares though. We call them briems You stole that from somewhere, I'm not sure where, but you did As far as the cheese/women ratio goes, I'm undecided. Both have the potential to mess me up in the middle of the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 We call them briems That is the most twee thing i have ever read on this board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 That is the most twee thing i have ever read on this board.I dunno, I remember the start of one of Dave Milne's setlists he posted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 I dunno, I remember the start of one of Dave Milne's setlists he posted...W.H.A.E.YSASSED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatbar Posted May 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Trueor why don't you just stop getting involved if it's that much of a strain on your life Yeah but being a guy, its my duty to do things that I dont agree with in order to be as stubern as possible oh along with awkward so getting involved is actually exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 I once ate a woman before bed and was sick in the morning.Unless it was a midget women, I fear your sickness came from overeating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Yeah but being a guy, its my duty to do things that I dont agree with in order to be as stubern as possible oh along with awkward so getting involved is actually exciting Plus you get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report. However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares Cause of nightmares?Cheesey Women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatbar Posted May 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Plus you get laid.Good point...... I like sex more with women, They just do it better than guys (not hat i know, but my friend used to be gay)Anyway they just dont have sex unless u give your devotional love to them and them only so guess iv got to get involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Anyway they just dont have sex unless u give your devotional love to them and them only so guess iv got to get involved that's definitely not the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 that's definitely not the case.Agreed, some pay out like a fruit machine. Generalising = bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 some pay out like a fruit machine.that sounds like me alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 That is the most twee thing i have ever read on this board.One of my friend's is possibly the twee-st people in Aberdeen, she's lovely. There should be more twee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 i had sleeping tablets that gave me nightmares about ewoks for 5 days.thats was fun. wicket raiding your sock drawer at 6amIf an Ewok raiding your sock drawer constitutes a nightmare for you, your pleasant dreams must be amazing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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