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Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.

I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report.

However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.

So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares :)

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Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.

I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report.

However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.

So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares :)

Well, I've never had a lump of cheese that blew the limit on my credit card or yapped incessently in my lug about stupid game show results and folk from the office that I don't know.

Women.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.

Amazing, exactly the same thing happened to me about 5 years ago. The only problem was I was awake the whole fucking time.

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The strange thing is that no matter what the cause of a problem is................ A large selection of alcohol solves it. But with women it just helps u ignore it... Why dont they just go away

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Why dont they just go away

or why don't you just stop getting involved if it's that much of a strain on your life :rolleyes:

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My friends and I did an experiment like that, only we ate different kinds of cheeses and all came to same conclusion: brie was the the cause of some very fucked up dreams, not really nightmares though. We call them briems :)

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I've purposefully eaten cheese before bed and had quite pleasant dreams every time. A basic mature cheddar. I once ate a woman before bed and was sick in the morning.

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My friends and I did an experiment like that, only we ate different kinds of cheeses and all came to same conclusion: brie was the the cause of some very fucked up dreams, not really nightmares though. We call them briems :)

You stole that from somewhere, I'm not sure where, but you did :p

As far as the cheese/women ratio goes, I'm undecided. Both have the potential to mess me up in the middle of the night ;)

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That is the most twee thing i have ever read on this board.

I dunno, I remember the start of one of Dave Milne's setlists he posted...

;)

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True

or why don't you just stop getting involved if it's that much of a strain on your life :rolleyes:

Yeah but being a guy, its my duty to do things that I dont agree with in order to be as stubern as possible oh along with awkward so getting involved is actually exciting :up:

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Yeah but being a guy, its my duty to do things that I dont agree with in order to be as stubern as possible oh along with awkward so getting involved is actually exciting :up:

Plus you get laid.

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Having been told by parents and those olden respectfull types that eating cheese before I go to bed will cause me nightmares, I took it upon myself to do a teast.

I had cheese every night for 3 weeks and never had one night mare to report.

However I moved in with my fiancee and all of a suden my nightmares were never ending.

So lets take this moment to discuss causes of nightmares :)

Cause of nightmares?

Cheesey Women

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Plus you get laid.

Good point...... I like sex more with women, They just do it better than guys (not hat i know, but my friend used to be gay)

Anyway they just dont have sex unless u give your devotional love to them and them only so guess iv got to get involved :)

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Anyway they just dont have sex unless u give your devotional love to them and them only so guess iv got to get involved :)

that's definitely not the case.

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that's definitely not the case.

Agreed, some pay out like a fruit machine. Generalising = bollocks.

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That is the most twee thing i have ever read on this board.

One of my friend's is possibly the twee-st people in Aberdeen, she's lovely. There should be more twee :)

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i had sleeping tablets that gave me nightmares about ewoks for 5 days.

thats was fun. wicket raiding your sock drawer at 6am

If an Ewok raiding your sock drawer constitutes a nightmare for you, your pleasant dreams must be amazing....

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If an Ewok raiding your sock drawer constitutes a nightmare for you, your pleasant dreams must be amazing....

I was thinking that. If I saw an ewok raiding my sock drawer - asides being in sh I'd probably want to keep it as a pet and make it my new companion where-ever I'd go. I'd make a little bed for it under my desk at work, take it to see bands and hold its hand walking down the street.

If that's a nightmare then I'd love to see what a dream would be like :love:

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