Stephen Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.stevenseagal.com/Steven Segal is doing a world tour. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 he's managed by stewart copelands brother...; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://www.stevenseagal.com/Steven Segal is doing a world tour. o_OCrazy o_O I dinna know, on the other hand, how you can spell his surname wrong when its there for you in the web address..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 i think it was the pure shock man. otherwise i have nae excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 The Supersuckers & Social Distortion will be my gig of 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medichi Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 The Supersuckers & Social Distortion will be my gig of 2007Do you have details yet?Seagal canceled his Underworld gig recently.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Isn't Seagal's muisc of the reggae variety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Isn't Seagal's muisc of the reggae variety?I believe his style is 'fathasbeen'.You can have a listen here http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000FDEUHG/ref=nosim/daze-20Generic white-boy blues drivel. And to think I was once a fan of his films. Steven seagal was the bizzle and a fully fledged hard nut before he found pies!He's the Hoff of the martial arts genre! Blessim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 copelands bro is well wide, watch the content of yer wallets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 TooL Only gig i can imagine that might top that could be the neurosis one in london Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elvis Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Seagal in Glasgow is sold out! What! I wanted to go and kick his ass, Chuck Norris style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Apparently he owns a 59 Les Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Seagal in Glasgow is sold out! What! I wanted to go and kick his ass' date=' Chuck Norris style.[/quote']1. Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If youre still alive, its because Chuck Norris loves you.6. Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb.9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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