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Wahey,I will come in fancy dress as Jonny,with fake sideburns and loud shirt and maybe even a cowboy hat,you had better get a cd player or 2 looked out as I'm pretty sure Tunnels only have record turntables,and Aberdeen will no doubt enjoy my antics asking whether the records will be played, and enter record heaven, or be sent into record hell with the hammer of doom. You have been warned...I am the most punk rock DJ Aberdeen has seen since Jim Gellately got his mawhawk.

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I spoke to their sound engineer tonight who said it's record decks only...like I give a flying fuck,I will entertain as usual with or without decks or a safety net,and maybe even have a fight and get a black eye from Lucifer for hammering into record hell his gaylord, new,namby pamby,widnae ken punk if it bit their arses, so called punk records,but we will kiss and make up like real men and bombard the speakers with Radio Lucifer and Deadloss before being ejected and propositioned by toothless skinny hookers and sold bottles of mega cheap Smirnoff that will turn out to contain tapwater and no doubt skin up banana skins as some sort of research project in Brians kitchen before declaring undying love for something we shouldn't and throwing up in a sinkfull of dirty dishes and be woken up by Nicky Casino with a cup of coffeee and fine cigar for breakfast.

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its gonna get worse though eh, you will have cancelling punters when they hear element 106 are playing

RIGHT, no more. im stopping poking fun at them

Projectile vomit is to ensue when everyone realises that Aberdeen's local bile merchants have one member more than they've displayed in previous 'Deen outings.

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