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was gonna say...

yeah...not so funny really...unless you've got a basic basic sense of humour, then i guess it would be hilarious..

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Alison Goldfrapp turned down an invitation to appear on Lorraine Kelly's show as its "a bit too early in the morning for the onslaught of that very happy face."

I enjoyed that one.

There are pictures of Lorraine Kelly on the net.......

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maybe....MAYBE... he didn't know what the guitarist in Dream Theater looked like.

Exactly' date=' who would even expect that scenario to occur? It would in 99.999999% of occasions be some sad bedroom wannabe

Who are Dream Theater why do peoplelike such utterly crap music?

EDIT: I'm pissed don't take offence wank rock fans!

I have heard them but agree with your point.

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I found this absolutely hilarious' date=' how can anyone be so silly

Some random dude to John Petrucci of Dream Theater, as he plays some Dream Theater on a guitar in a store: "Hey is that Dream Theater?

John: Why yes, yes it IS Dream Theater..."

:laughing:[/quote']

I'll be telling that one to the grandchildren...

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How have I been destroyed?

Post a better one then or just stop moaning

Ok.

Some random dude walks into a guitar store where Kerry King is playing

"Hey is that Dead Skin Mask you're playing?" he asks.

"no", replies Kerry King.

"South of Heaven?"

"no"

"Raining Blood?"

"no"

"Live Undead?"

"no"

"Silent Scream?"

"no"

"Blood Red?"

"no"

"Silent Scream?"

"nnnoooo"

"Mandatory Suicide?"

"no"

"War Ensemble?"

"no"

"I give up, what is it?"

"Dead Skin Mask"

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