Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 BEING BRITISH......... is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! Oh and!Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.add your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.It could be a disabled parent dropping their children off at the ice rink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Well, leaving the doors open doesn't really make any difference. A bank robber could just open the door anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Only in Britain... do people post whingy, moaning, unfunny spam mail on chat sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Nah, that's only in Aberdeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Nah' date=' that's only in Aberdeen.[/quote']Spot on with that comment.Bunch of miserable fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Spot on with that comment.Bunch of miserable fuckers!you really need to stop reading the Daily Mail - all your posts this morning have been moands about "the state of the bloody country". http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?p=506741&posted=1#post506741You're Alf Garnett, aren't you? I bet you think it's a fucking reality TV show, not a sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 you really need to stop reading the Daily Mail - all your posts this morning have been moands about "the state of the bloody country". http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?p=506741&posted=1#post506741You're Alf Garnett' date=' aren't you? I bet you think it's a fucking reality TV show, not a sitcom.[/quote']And what the Uk is tip-top is it? Maybe I just care more than you.. who knows and quite frankly who cares!blah de fucking blah blah and blah blah to you an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 And what the Uk is tip-top is it? Eh? (8 characters) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 And what the Uk is tip-top is it? Maybe I just care more than you.. who knows and quite frankly who cares!blah de fucking blah blah and blah blah to you an all.Fuck me, we've got a live one here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 You're Alf Garnett' date=' aren't you? I bet you think it's a fucking reality TV show[/quote']A warped reality show!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Eh? (8 characters)Even you can't deny that. The Uk is a travesty and should be uninstalled asap!! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Even you can't deny that. The Uk is a travesty and should be uninstalled asap!! lol.Yup, roll on independence. Considering we've got more in common with an independent country (Ireland) than we do with the South-East of England, let's go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Eh? (8 characters)I think he meant "And What, the Uk is tip-top is it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 BEING BRITISH......... .And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! Oh and!Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers' date=' large fries, and a DIET coke.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.add your own![/quote']my doubt that you came up with that has been confirmed.http://www.avforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=293900 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Living in Britain isn't bad at all, it's better than Afghanistan for starters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 my doubt that you came up with that has been confirmed.http://www.avforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=293900I never stated that it was my own. I merely posted it to get on your tits. Yes !! Mission acomplished. Is that your thing is it mate, you make sure meagre posts are original. Let me know how that turns out yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Even you can't deny that. The Uk is a travesty and should be uninstalled asap!! lol.I didn't understand your poor grammar. Red pen ahoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Why does Bux always post forwarded messages from myspace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Why does Bux always post forwarded messages from myspace?I don't.My turn.. Why are you so moany.. teething? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 BEING BRITISH......... is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer' date=' then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! Oh and!Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.add your own![/quote']But the most annoying thing is, almost every county in the world is the same, only in some countries...........They couldnt afford a car, beer,food or a tvThe ambulance only shows if you have health insurance and a lawyer will arrive before both of them.Lots of countries dont have pharmacies in supermarkets nor do they sell fags.Cheeseburger fries & diet coke....only in uk????? are you for real?Doors open...chained pens....every bank in the worldContrary to popular belief a car is much harder to steal than a lawnmower.I dont screen calls and dont know anyone who does...Lots of countries are a lot more consious of the needs of the dissabled, and where there are parking spaces they are not filled up with the cars of able bodied lazy bastards.I just wish that the people who constantly down the country they live in could just open their blinkered eyes to how much worse it is in so many other countries....either that or fuck off and live elswhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Just shut up. Your a tit. No-one likes yer ma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Just shut up. Your a tit. No-one likes yer ma.Enough. Take a day off to calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougfast Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Contrary to popular belief a car is much harder to steal than a lawnmower.i would disagree i think i could steal a car faster than i could steal a lawnmower.......but thats the joy of working in the trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 It's quicker to escape with a car than it is with a lawnmower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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