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BEING BRITISH

......... is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! :up:

Oh and!

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

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Spot on with that comment.

Bunch of miserable fuckers!

you really need to stop reading the Daily Mail - all your posts this morning have been moands about "the state of the bloody country".

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?p=506741&posted=1#post506741

You're Alf Garnett, aren't you? I bet you think it's a fucking reality TV show, not a sitcom.

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you really need to stop reading the Daily Mail - all your posts this morning have been moands about "the state of the bloody country".

http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?p=506741&posted=1#post506741

You're Alf Garnett' date=' aren't you? I bet you think it's a fucking reality TV show, not a sitcom.[/quote']

And what the Uk is tip-top is it? Maybe I just care more than you.. who knows and quite frankly who cares!

blah de fucking blah blah and blah blah to you an all.

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Even you can't deny that. The Uk is a travesty and should be uninstalled asap!! lol.

Yup, roll on independence. Considering we've got more in common with an independent country (Ireland) than we do with the South-East of England, let's go for it.

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BEING BRITISH

......... .

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! :up:

Oh and!

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers' date=' large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

add your own![/quote']

my doubt that you came up with that has been confirmed.

http://www.avforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=293900

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BEING BRITISH

......... is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer' date=' then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! :up:

Oh and!

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

add your own![/quote']

But the most annoying thing is, almost every county in the world is the same, only in some countries...........

They couldnt afford a car, beer,food or a tv

The ambulance only shows if you have health insurance and a lawyer will arrive before both of them.

Lots of countries dont have pharmacies in supermarkets nor do they sell fags.

Cheeseburger fries & diet coke....only in uk????? are you for real?

Doors open...chained pens....every bank in the world

Contrary to popular belief a car is much harder to steal than a lawnmower.

I dont screen calls and dont know anyone who does...

Lots of countries are a lot more consious of the needs of the dissabled, and where there are parking spaces they are not filled up with the cars of able bodied lazy bastards.

I just wish that the people who constantly down the country they live in could just open their blinkered eyes to how much worse it is in so many other countries....either that or fuck off and live elswhere.

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