Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 left work > grannys for tea > moorings > tunnels > contra not playing > back to moorings > highest score in flying shark > moshulu > drink > pizza > wait in taxi rank > girl asks for lift cos shes lost jumper, she'll pay > other taxi rank > details on napkin > my phone lands on ice > phone slides across ice in slow motion > phone falls down drain > taxi > 24 hour shop for porn > her flat > gin > upstairs > wake up on couch > dig out her car > workdunno why, just thought id tell you that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 quite the evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 thats a bit tame for teabagssaid phone a goner then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcadian Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 "my phone lands on ice > phone slides across ice in slow motion > phone falls down drain"Obviously I'm not a nice person as this bit made me laugh. Unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 the girl was all up for ripping up the drain cover and trying to retrieve it. I just ran around laughing.but saying that, a girl that was quite ready to dip her hand in shit is my type of girl.~aye, phone is a goner, and with it, all the amazing photos and the infamous "ewan naked on stage in moorings in a cardboard box getting beaten with a drumstick" video.it will be missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 thurisaz... do you have a brother... i met someone claiming to be your brother in drummonds aaaages ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 my day so far:get up>breakfast>car frozen cant get in>girfriends car frozen cant get in>more breakfast>get into cars now>girfriends car wont start>jump starts doesnt work>try to dig out car and rolling start - nice gritter man helps dig her car out>cant push car in second gear for jump start so i drive behind her car pushing it all the way>nothing happens>jumpleads back on for 5 minutes>car starts!!>cheeseburger and chips from burger van>work.....still cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 get up>go back to bed> get up> have a piss> get a cup of tea> go back to bed> get up> dig mums car out> help neighbour dig car our> get a fiver from said neighbour> walk my cousin to the bus stop and wish her a safe journey to paris> come home> phone mum to come home and unlock the door> go on msn> add a few things to the myspace> make fajitas on the george foreman> eat them> come back online> answer phone> try to tell our romanian cleaner that it was okay that she coouldnt come beause of the snow> type this up> go back on msn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I like trends..Wake up > Throw unwashed clothes on unwashed body > freeze my ass off walking to work > sit in front of a computer for 8 hours > freeze my ass off walking home > sit in front of a computer for 8 hours > Throw clothes on floor in random manner so its a nightmare to find them all tomorrow > sleep > repeat ad nauseum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 work playing games > lunchtime, send niall to get me a panini > shit in toilet that smells like bubblegum > play battlefield 2 throught lunch > back to work playing gamesi'll tell you all what i get up to tonight later. doubt it'll be better than first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 left work > grannys for tea > moorings > tunnels > contra not playing > back to moorings > highest score in flying shark > moshulu > drink > pizza > wait in taxi rank > girl asks for lift cos shes lost jumper' date=' she'll pay > other taxi rank > details on napkin > my phone lands on ice > phone slides across ice in slow motion > phone falls down drain > taxi > 24 hour shop for porn > her flat > gin > upstairs > wake up on couch > dig out her car > workdunno why, just thought id tell you that[/quote']I'm confused, did you pull or not? If so, why go for porn and why wake up on sofa?We need more details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spellchecker Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 wake up > asphyxiwank > post on ab-music from beyond the grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I'm confused' date=' did you pull or not? If so, why go for porn and why wake up on sofa?We need more details.[/quote']im not telling you if I pulled or not. I'm going to leave you to create the scenario in your head, everyone can do the same and start a simlar thread with "Dave and some bird scenario....how did it play out in your head" where everyone can fill in what happened in said girl's flat.all stories should include:A) a blue covered magazine of teenage girls posing nudeB) A small skimpy multi-coloured thongC) various references to odours swirling round the room, both the nice and not so nice ones.D) flatmate staggering through doorE) gin and tonicall of these were of course present in the flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 work playing games > lunchtime' date=' send niall to get me a panini > shit in toilet that smells like bubblegum > play battlefield 2 throught lunch > back to work playing gamesi'll tell you all what i get up to tonight later. doubt it'll be better than first post.[/quote']so let me get this straight, you get paid to play games? in aberdeen? how do you go about getting such a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I went into careers scotland and there was an application form in the book for a "Games Tester" I filled out a form, sent it in with a CV, then got asked to write a game review, so I wrote a shit one on Project IGI, then asked to come in for interview, then got told I got the job.Its in an office next to the Blue Lamp (aye, that swanky looking establishment of sexiness) for Firefly Studios.Now, start writing stories about what I did in the random girl's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 nah, plus, you didnt include the essential items. its Stab that likes to abuse women, not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 It was her flat, but other than that, given the personal connotations of the story mentioned due to Stabs obsession with strawberyy cheesecaking, I'll give you a 5 out of 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 im not telling you if I pulled or not. I'm going to leave you to create the scenario in your head' date=' everyone can do the same and start a simlar thread with "Dave and some bird scenario....how did it play out in your head" where everyone can fill in what happened in said girl's flat.all stories should include:A) a blue covered magazine of teenage girls posing nudeB) A small skimpy multi-coloured thongC) various references to odours swirling round the room, both the nice and not so nice ones.D) flatmate staggering through doorE) gin and tonicall of these were of course present in the flat.[/quote']You and the lady of perhaps questionable taste return to the flat minus the doomed drain-ridden phone and with her hands mercifully clear of shit for at least the time being. She heads off to the kitchen to prepare two gin and tonics while you start to leaf idly through a blue covered magazine of teenage girls posing nude to attempt to arose 'little dave' in case action (fiction?) is on the agenda.Suddenly her flatmate stumbles in through the door holding a small thong of many colours and looking shocked. When you question her about this she tells the tale of a rather crusty chap named Binbag Bobby perched on a wall removing said item so he could plop a turd onto a disgruntled policeman's head. He handed it to her and ran so she stumbled back to her abode in a state of shock. The smell of what remains of Bobby's jobby clings to the thong and fills the room.At this point your beau wanders back in with the gins and thanks you for what she assumes is farting as it's covered up the nasal illusion that she was working in an out-of-date onion disposal factory. No action occurs and you wake up wearing the thong with two new diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 You and the lady of perhaps questionable taste return to the flat minus the doomed drain-ridden phone and with her hands mercifully clear of shit for at least the time being. She heads off to the kitchen to prepare two gin and tonics while you start to leaf idly through a blue covered magazine of teenage girls posing nude to attempt to arose 'little dave' in case action (fiction?) is on the agenda.Suddenly her flatmate stumbles in through the door holding a small thong of many colours and looking shocked. When you question her about this she tells the tale of a rather crusty chap named Binbag Bobby perched on a wall removing said item so he could plop a turd onto a disgruntled policeman's head. He handed it to her and ran so she stumbled back to her abode in a state of shock. The smell of what remains of Bobby's jobby clings to the thong and fills the room.At this point your beau wanders back in with the gins and thanks you for what she assumes is farting as it's covered up the nasal illusion that she was working in an out-of-date onion disposal factory. No action occurs and you wake up wearing the thong with two new diseases.fucking amazing.for further stories; this part..."You and the lady of perhaps questionable taste return to the flat minus the doomed drain-ridden phone and with her hands mercifully clear of shit for at least the time being. She heads off to the kitchen to prepare two gin and tonics while you start to leaf idly through a blue covered magazine of teenage girls..."was largely very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 she returned wearing said thong and carring the g&t's, you then realised her balls were hanging out...you'd made that fatal mistake again, but you took it like a man and pummeled his bum rotten all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 nope, that was shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudenfuhrer Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Haha-- Dave you swine..I rememeber you telling me a Saturday night after a week of nights out (after welding lighted shots of sambuca to your sweet little nips all week) at your horror of waking up with "scratches on my arse" and i dont think we were talking whole arse i think it was more arse hole.. Anyway I still have nightmares about the hair that lurked under your hat - man thats crustcore hairdo...Congrats at landing at Firefly - I only thought the game they ever did was 'stronghold crusader' though (and they are down in London??) anyway it could only happen to you. I went in Careers Scotland and they told me.. .'erm why did you come here' I was like 'erm you tell me'...Check us out-- http://www.myspace.com/digitalsinrecords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 they're in London and America, its just QA up here in Aberdeen. Stronghold series has a new one coming out soon, Stronghold Legends, the second one in 3D. Also did Space Colony, and theres something else in the works.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 wake up > asphyxiwank > post on ab-music from beyond the graveAsphyxiwank is the best word I've heard in ages... It made me laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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