ToasterCoaster Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Where would deliver food now?PHD is out of the question due to being shit.Tastie Tattie is shutSnappy aren't answering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blackadder Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Where would deliver food now?PHD is out of the question due to being shit.Tastie Tattie is shutSnappy aren't answering.try domeno's or anywhere that have very late opening hours.....i cheeted and ordered it before i went out for the night so it was in the fridge when i got back in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 try domeno's or anywhere that have very late opening hours.....i cheeted and ordered it before i went out for the night so it was in the fridge when i got back in..Clever git.Not a bad idea tho. Although a nine hour kebab doesn't taste as nice as a fresh of the rack kebab imo. nor soggy pizza, or crusted chinese food, or ..you get the jist ? Seen many a leftover takeaway sitting on my floor, from my George St. dayz.. Takeaway heaven after half eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 fresh; kebab Oxymoron..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Oxymoron.....Well aye, But I'd rather eat a "fresh" kebab from the shop, than let it cool doon and re-heat!! A supreme dose of the squirts are guaranteed in the latter case, well, in my experiance at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 If you get too much spicy sauce, then the shits are probably gonna happen, regardless of 'freshness' or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Dude!This is me were talking aboot here, I dinna get the shits unless something serious goes down.Think of Chuck Norris getting the shits, disnae happen very often...a bitty like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 No one ever dares comapre themselves to the holy Chuck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Ive heard one person did compare himself to the Norrismeister but he was subsequently nailed to a big cross by the Romans before the man himself could get a hold of him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Good show !!!!!!!I swear if he wanted he could form a cult bigger than Christianity.Infact he is GOD !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Being girlie I always go for the woosey garlic sauce - still yummy and less anally explosive next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 i myself am a follower of the Church of Chuck. Its i simple religion, i do 30 roundhouse kicks before i go to bed in order to communicate with The Man spiritually. When i was 12 i had my beard growing initiation, all my family & friends were there and i had to wear the traditional black vest/black combats garb while various elders in my family took it in turns to slow-motionally(?) roundhouse kick me in the chin. my beard then appeared and i was a man! It was like a barmitzvah but actually important!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Being girlie I always go for the woosey garlic sauce - still yummy and less anally explosive next day. Nah Nah the garlic sauce is the way to goChips / Cheese / Doner all with garlic sauce amazing while drunk or high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Being girlie I always go for the woosey garlic sauce - still yummy and less anally explosive next day. girls + anal explosions = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Nah Nah the garlic sauce is the way to goChips / Cheese / Doner all with garlic sauce amazing while drunk or high.My mate goes for the exact same as you but also has pineapple(??), yuk!Personally i go for doner kebab with salad(no onions, tomatoes or onions) with garlic sauce under and over the salad with chips! Same every time. Its the bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 It has to be from Jimmy's aswell nicest kebab meat i have ever had ... well anything is nice when your fucked oot yer ringer ....Tell your mate to ditch the pineapple and he may be able to join the the church of Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 He'd probably rather ditch me than his beloved pineapple as its part of his religion........he's a devout Segal-ist and pineapple's are their sacred fruit and must be consumed with everything!I used to go to see Vito at Marmaris all the time and then to Nargile when he moved but nw i dont know where the fuck he went so im not fussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 he's a devout Segal-isttheres something wrong with him.Schwarzenegger for lyfe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Nooooooo!!!!!! not Segal natures biggest mistake.Chuck can kick his ass anyday ...."I used to go to see Vito at Marmaris all the time and then to Nargile when he moved but nw i dont know where the fuck he went so im not fussy!"You've lost me with this part of the post . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 theres something wrong with him.Schwarzenegger for lyfe.You got the Schwarznegger boxset yet?cheap as chips in the sales just nowRaw DealRed HeatTotal RecallRed Sonja plenty of decent puns guns and dreadful acting YASSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 You got the Schwarznegger boxset yet?cheap as chips in the sales just nowRaw DealRed HeatTotal RecallRed Sonja plenty of decent puns guns and dreadful acting YASSSSSSsaw it in Silverscreen the other day. Have Total Recall on video, but not gonna stop me."Hey baby, how many times have I told you not to bake when you drink!"Fucking ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 girls + anal explosions = Yeah come to think of it that is pretty gross... I can only blame it on the possibility that I may still be drunken from last night and I'm being forced to work (well sit at my desk anyway) - I want the couch and a kebab...hang on must still be pissed if I fancy one right now...blah...blah...drunkenblah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Nooooooo!!!!!! not Segal natures biggest mistake.Chuck can kick his ass anyday ...."I used to go to see Vito at Marmaris all the time and then to Nargile when he moved but nw i dont know where the fuck he went so im not fussy!"You've lost me with this part of the post . . . .Just meant that i used to get good deals from Vito (legend in the business) so it made sense to stay loyal but now hes left Nargile and dont knw where he works now, does anyone???Total Recall should be replaced by Commando in that boxset.Imagine Arnie and Chuck in Predator III: The Roundhouse Abduction, awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 You got the Schwarznegger boxset yet?cheap as chips in the sales just nowRaw DealRed HeatTotal RecallRed Sonja plenty of decent puns guns and dreadful acting YASSSSSSWorth getting that box set just for Raw Deal... Shame that it doesn't include Arnie's finest hour: Commando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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