RossP Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 taken from www.mogwai.co.ukChris Martin: A failure in the eyes of himself? Ok, Stuart just told me the following: During the Coldplay Glastonbury set, in the middle of their new "hit" single, Chris Martin loudly blurted out the line, "Crazy Frog, where are you now?". Oh my shit. This says a few things to me...... 1) You (Chris) shouldn't speak at all because you're brutally unfunny, inbetween songs OR during them and 2) You really must have a hang up about that ringtone beating you to the number 1 spot. Who on EARTH is going to know what you're talking about when people watch back at your Glasto footage in 5 years? You fucking moronic twat. I mean, let's face it, a phone-based 90's style techno remix of Axel F overdubbed with an annoying pretend frog is still better than your bands turgid, faux emotional SHITE. You should be in awe of the crazy frog. You're a dick and your band are mince. Fuck off and drop dead of a heart attack, cunt. I think the big occasion got to you there Chris...."Where aaaare you nowwwwwww Crazy Frog"? Who would say this without being crippled by embarrassment for 100 years? And to the people who no doubt cheered when he said it, has the shame sunk in yet? I will be recording this "glasto moment" as soon as I find out when it's being repeated on the Telly. And furthermore, I'm going to make it into a ringtone and sell it. Amazing. Barry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Bizarre - for the first time in months, I visited to the Mogwai website and read that - five minutes before you posted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 taken from www.mogwai.co.ukChris Martin: A failure in the eyes of himself? Ok' date=' Stuart just told me the following: During the Coldplay Glastonbury set, in the middle of their new "hit" single, Chris Martin loudly blurted out the line, "Crazy Frog, where are you now?". Oh my shit. This says a few things to me...... 1) You (Chris) shouldn't speak at all because you're brutally unfunny, inbetween songs OR during them and 2) You really must have a hang up about that ringtone beating you to the number 1 spot. Who on EARTH is going to know what you're talking about when people watch back at your Glasto footage in 5 years? You fucking moronic twat. I mean, let's face it, a phone-based 90's style techno remix of Axel F overdubbed with an annoying pretend frog is still better than your bands turgid, faux emotional SHITE. You should be in awe of the crazy frog. You're a dick and your band are mince. Fuck off and drop dead of a heart attack, cunt. I think the big occasion got to you there Chris...."Where aaaare you nowwwwwww Crazy Frog"? Who would say this without being crippled by embarrassment for 100 years? And to the people who no doubt cheered when he said it, has the shame sunk in yet? I will be recording this "glasto moment" as soon as I find out when it's being repeated on the Telly. And furthermore, I'm going to make it into a ringtone and sell it. Amazing. Barry[/quote']Pure poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 lolworthy bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 He started doing the "da ding ding ding's" during the song on Jonathon Ross.Personally I was delighted the crazy frog got to number one. I hope he cried his useless heart out when he heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntedbyafreak Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 His rants are the stuff of legend... There is the Sound Control (?) one on their website as well under 'Words.' And there was the time he even got into the nme because he said something to the effect of "I hope the England team crashes and dies at the World Cup." Quality man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted June 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Well the rant was taken down rather quickly from the site, but it just goes to show how much i love barry more now- check bold text....Afternoon all After Barry's equally libelous and hilarious Coldplay rant i thought i'd let you all know how all our ailments are. Oh an wee note to the plebicite dimwits who e-mailed me to complain about it. I am not Barry, i am balder and shorter than him and for the record have no particular gripe with Coldplay. 1) John: his Curiosa sickness hath returned. Brought on by a particularly strenuous game of football in London town. 2) Martin: his arm is getting better and he managed a day of light drumming yesterday with sexy results. 3) Dominic: he says that it's too hot upstairs but this has yet to develop into anything serious. 4) Barry: has no symptoms worth noting but has a wild look in his eyes which could be the start of something. 5) Me: i'm fine though according to one confused soul who chastised me for Barry's rant "i'm not as great as i think i am" which poses the question: how great do think i am? Ah! The greatness, be grateful for the greatness!!Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 i think coldplay are ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 i think coldplay are acecoldplay are turgid MOR rubbish for "sensitive" students & wannabee-political activists who's activism extends no further than wearing a white rubber band on their wrist.conclusive proof that the average person in the UK only knows seven recording artists - and two of them are Robbie Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 coldplay are turgid MOR rubbish for "sensitive" students & wannabee-political activists who's activism extends no further than wearing a white rubber band on their wrist.conclusive proof that the average person in the UK only knows seven recording artists - and two of them are Robbie Williams.Still listening to Radio 2 then? BTW Le Weekend downloads are available on The Wire's website http://www.thewire.co.uk/web/camera.php for those who like the noise and improv end of life...Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Mogwai are equally as contrived as Coldplay and faux detached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gasss Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Barry Burns walked into the control room when I was recording with my band 3 years ago. He made me fluff a take. He's right about coldplay though.I like tough guys with flutes. I'd like to see a fight between Barry Burns and Ian Anderson. Ian Anderson would win because of his farm fresh salmon special moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 conclusive proof that the average person in the UK only knows seven recording artists - and two of them are Robbie Williams. hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Mogwai are such a bunch of gobshites, ha ha. Remember those 'Blur:are shite' T shirts they sold a few years back at T in the Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Still listening to Radio 2 then? BTW Le Weekend downloads are available on The Wire's website http://www.thewire.co.uk/web/camera.php for those who like the noise and improv end of life...Daveyeah, i watched them yesterday - there's a split second about 3/4s of the way through the mirror/dash set when the camera pans towards Thurston & my head comes into the picture. I'll stand further back next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Mogwai are equally as contrived as Coldplay and faux detached.At least their sense of humour extends further than embarressing Crazy Frog comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Mogwai are such a bunch of gobshites' date=' ha ha. Remember those 'Blur:are shite' T shirts they sold a few years back at T in the Park? [/quote']I think they said "Mogwai: Blur are shite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 I think they said "Mogwai: Blur are shite".No' date=' they didn't - [url']http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://merchlackey.com/Mogwai/pop%2520windows/images/Blur_T_popup.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scornfate.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_scornfate_archive.html&h=400&w=400&sz=27&tbnid=rxIZX4SB_bIJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmogwai%2B%252B%2Bblur%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Mogwai are equally as contrived as Coldplay and faux detached.For that comment i'm going to have some special t - shirts printed up. They will say:Jimmy Jazz: is shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 For that comment i'm going to have some special t - shirts printed up. They will say:Jimmy Jazz: is shiteDo so but you might get attacked by irate Clash fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 No' date=' they didn't - [url']http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://merchlackey.com/Mogwai/pop%2520windows/images/Blur_T_popup.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scornfate.blogspot.com/2004_11_01_scornfate_archive.html&h=400&w=400&sz=27&tbnid=rxIZX4SB_bIJ:&tbnh=120&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmogwai%2B%252B%2Bblur%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DNWell there is no need for the colon. So, they have shit use of punctuation. Another reason to hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Well there is no need for the colon. So' date=' they have shit use of punctuation. Another reason to hate them.[/quote']Are you Lynne Truss? http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1861976127/qid%3D1120052583/026-5111662-1062860 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Are you Lynne Truss? http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1861976127/qid%3D1120052583/026-5111662-1062860Nah, just one of her acolytes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonty84 Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 But what could have enraged him so much to have a dig at Martin? I know - the fact that Mogwai, whilst not even playing Glastonbury themselves, will also never, ever, ever, ever headline Glastonbury. Mogwai are fucking shite, and he can say what he wants about Coldplay but they've done well for themselves. Its like the thick kid in school having a go at the clever one.Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Not really, the only clever thing about Coldplay is that they've tricked load'sa people into thinking they're any good - MOR for people who don't really like music. I'm not a massive fan of Mogwai mind, but gimme them over Coldplay anyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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