Birdman Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 I just got a Tasha Slappa intimidation from a ManWoman in the street.Walking back to work and I see a couple ahead....your typical fuckwitted walk from them both where they seems to lean forward a little more than your average functioning brain pedestrian. Could see the guy had something to sayMan "Geez a fag mate"Me: Just walking onMan "dinna blanc mi min"Me: Just walk on a bit moreManWoman: "fuckin aaafro heeeeeeid! (shouted in sort of cock fu***d in the throat gnarl)Me: run, Run! RUN!!Anyone else came across a particularly nasty ManWoman in town...y'know the sort...resembles a goblin and has all 3 Hepatitisis.(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 like that unfortunate looking woman who sits at the top of belmont street, outside fopp, where she looks like she has had one too many beatings?! she also uses a rather fashionable curtain to sit under..i gave her a happymeal once, and she gave me a right pissed off look gratitude eh?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Thats because she's not homeless and lives about halfway to Northfield....probably eats steaks for tea every night aswellI'm pretty sure the only reason for her existence is to be used to pedal stolen property through. I mean honestly...would anyone actually search her?(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 like that unfortunate looking woman who sits at the top of belmont street' date=' outside fopp, where she looks like she has had one too many beatings?! she also uses a rather fashionable curtain to sit under..i gave her a happymeal once, and she gave me a right pissed off look gratitude eh?![/quote']Yeah, she did that to me too!Some of the ones on Belmont Street/Back Wynd seem to be really grateful most of the time though, so if I've got a bit of cash, I'd usually give to that lot. The one on the stairs from Union Street to R and B fucks me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 in a survey done a couple years ago, the average homeless aberdeonian makes 16k a year, fuckin jammy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 in a survey done a couple years ago' date=' the average homeless aberdeonian makes 16k a year, fuckin jammy bastards.[/quote']Fuck thats 4 grand more than me, and I thought my job was well paid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Fuck thats 4 grand more than me' date=' and I thought my job was well paid!!![/quote']yes, but i hope u have your dignity, and you're not takin delight in spending other peoples money?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 yes' date=' but i hope u have your dignity, ![/quote']I work for BT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 ach well, its better than being 'homeless'?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 hardley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 hardley...Does have some advantages. 33 an hour on bank holidays anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 33 an hour on bank holidays anyone?and your soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 ManWoman: "fuckin aaafro heeeeeeid! (shouted in sort of cock fu***d in the throat gnarl)Me: run' date=' Run! RUN!![/b']HaHaHa, you've got to love the banter about the fro but I guess if your on your own...well I'd be shitting it!Yeah very true, you know the middleaged wino type "women" who asks you for a light or whatever...and you realise that if you had a match you could swipe it across the stubble under her nose. Never tried that mind!She usually just asks you for some money, so she can buy some Tennants Special. At least she's honest I suppose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Reminds me of a time when I was 12 and some junkie cunt and his "girl"friend (the smack had robbed this female of any inch of feminity in her face) approached me and a mate..The convo to my mate was as follows...Junky cunt: "Geeza fag min"mate: "Sorry mate, I don't smoke"mongwoman "Dinna be fucking cheeky ya wee cunt"Junkycunt: "aye dinnae be fucking cheeky" <BANG> and he broke my mates nose with a swift hook. Thats what you get for being a helpful, non smoking kid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 and your soul I happen to own his soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 I happen to own his soul.and BT perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 and BT perhaps?I had his soul before he joined BT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 I had his soul before he joined BT.lucky you got there in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 lucky you got there in timestill don't know what i'll do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 still don't know what i'll do with it.You could sell it on Ebay!! Just beware of a buyer called lucifer666 Failling that i'm sure it would make an attractive mobile (the kind found over babies cribs).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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