The Milner Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 As do we' date=' and that's all that matters.I trust everyone who's been slagging him are flawless and beyond reproach. They must be.[/quote']yup im perfect in everyway, and modest too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 stop picking on the ass band you people who type mike instead of micwhere have the mp3's gone?, i'm quite interested. allthough the logos on the website give me the fear. i once very nearly recorded at the foyer, but Mark Nicoll got his dates mixed up- man we were pissed off!actually i dont need to hear the music, the website tells me a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted August 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 err.... you could just go here:www.myspace,com/ascensionbanduk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 nice one lads! definintly get these on sale at the charity gig they'll go down like hotcakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 so...everyone come see ascension tonight at kef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 aye thats brilliant. it sounds like iron maiden, with the girl from Bis playing keyboards. awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Stu was never meant for this bandWithout him, there would have been no Ascension. So shut it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 but the guy in spike is probly better than theo.Careful there, you're setting yourself up for a fall........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 haha you obviously know nothing about drumming thenThere it goes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 yes theo is much better suited to ascension than scorgeHe's got long hair and looks like the walking definition of emo.Yep, spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gregor Ascension Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 He's got long hair and looks like the walking definition of emo.Yep' date=' spot on! [/quote']fucking amatuer. air your laundry in public then if you will, but atleast theo can count to 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 He's got long hair and looks like the walking definition of emo.Yep' date=' spot on! [/quote']Yes he has long hair.No he doesn't look 'emo'.so....your point isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Without him' date=' there would have been no Ascension. So shut it![/quote']No without him there wouldn't have been Ascension BACK THEN. We would have looked for a singer...Seriously I had thought you would have had the sense to stay well clear of thisfucking amatuer. air your laundry in public then if you will' date=' but atleast theo can count to 4.[/quote']Spot on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Let's hand back to Simon Hughes!'The mediocore bowling attempts of Ascensionshire continue in vain to look for that all important wicket but so far, no breakthrough looks likely. First into the attack was Dink:It wasn't even Theo on the recording - it was Scorge. Who in my opinion is also one of the '3rd' best drummers I know' date=' along with Graham the paraplegic Turtle and Meg from the white Stripes. I'd say everyone else with a pulse were the 2nd best drummers I know, and everyone else who can actually play the drums are the 1st best drummers.[/quote']'An excruciatingly poor delivery that the umpire had no hesistation in ruling as wide as Dink's very own anus (copyright News Of The World):With no success, Ascensionshire then used a succession of bowlers who were all equally limp in attack:haha you obviously know nothing about drumming then' date=' ive seen my pet fish drum better than him[/quote']we prefer theo for his consistency' date=' technique and ability to keep time....Scorge is doing what he is suited to in SPD...[/quote']'This was awarded as a no ball'fucking amatuer. air your laundry in public then if you will' date=' but atleast theo can count to 4.[/quote']''All of which means that Scorge moves to 273 posts not out as his ability to swat away easy balls and punish poor deliveries sees no sign of ending.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Ha no ball... well I wish I could just say that everytime someone had told the truth about one of my foibles...Your lack of talent and personality is unescapable. "Having an epileptic fit over a drumkit does not a good drummer make" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Your lack of talent and personality is unescapable. Doesn't stop you posting replies to it, you mug.See you outside the Tunnels on Friday, I'm setting you up on a blind date with my cricket bat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Ascension Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 That's the point Dave... this thread was from last year and someone dragged it back - to be honest you might aswell close it... it is serving no purpose other than a platform for Scorge to vent about his pathetic life...See you outside the Tunnels on Friday' date=' I'm setting you up on a blind date with my cricket bat.... [/quote']HOLY SHIT!! You owe me a new monitor and a cup of tea... OH MY GOD that is the funnyest thing you have ever said.Scorge if I ever see you again and your first words aren't "Dude I'm sorry for being a cunt, here let me buy you a pint" I might just swing for you.Shut the fuck up and go waste your life somewhere else. Far away from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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