Birdman Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Stinky GypsiesWell all know the real problem in society today. People ramble on and on about societies ills and inaffordable schemes of whatever nature...the problems seem to lie everywhere.But one group seems to get little in the way of media coverage when it comes to naming and shaming.Thats correct! Its Smelly Hobo's!!These dingy specimens are renound for avoiding any form of rightful payment toward amenities they readily use. Yet, despite being at the forefront of societies ills, seem to have stealthily avoided being branded as the tinkers and troublemakers they are.A gypsy yesterday - finding her home amongst the mess she's made.Even in places around the north east coast of Scotland, these smelly people who sometime go more than 3 nights without showering under a gutter, have flocked to places like Balmedie, Ellon and even Collieston!Every gypsy is known to have impeccible eyesight, occasionally going days on end in their dilapidated mobile homes so they can successfully co-ordinate night time raids and steal your water, your mail and even your dog.The reason behind this gypsy insinuated fire is still unknown. Apprehended shortly afterwards with gas can still in hand, the officer, naturally, couldn't understand a word he'd said.What must be done here?(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceness Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Ooh id watch out, they mite curse you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni. Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 There used to be a faux layby on the balmedie road which we assumed belonged to the council but after looking into it, it belonged to my pa and our neighbours. It was a favourite destination for both travelling folk and a burger van where they would set up camp and start fires and live their traditional way of life. On throwing an old carpet into my neighbour's cow field, said neighbour went down to ask them if they wouldn't mind moving on, to which an old wifey threw some food at him and cursed the blonde haired child. The police/council avoided any responsiblity in moving them on... so, after they finally uprooted and moved on, with all the associated litter and burnt chairs they leave behind, my pa and neighbour got to work and turfed across the entrance, put up some sturdy gate type things and some mighty fine layby closed signs. What do you know.. no more gypsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 fucking gyppos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 There used to be a faux layby on the balmedie road which we assumed belonged to the council but after looking into it' date=' it belonged to my pa and our neighbours. It was a favourite destination for both travelling folk and a burger van where they would set up camp and start fires and live their traditional way of life. On throwing an old carpet into my neighbour's cow field, said neighbour went down to ask them if they wouldn't mind moving on, to which an old wifey threw some food at him and cursed the blonde haired child. The police/council avoided any responsiblity in moving them on... so, after they finally uprooted and moved on, with all the associated litter and burnt chairs they leave behind, my pa and neighbour got to work and turfed across the entrance, put up some sturdy gate type things and some mighty fine layby closed signs. What do you know.. no more gypsies.[/quote']Bastards, that was a good piss stop!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 hide your valuables under a bar of soap, they'd never find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Since when did casual fascism come back in, Hitler was anti-gypsy, as was Stalin, Mussolini, Thatcher and Howard. What nice company to keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Since when did casual fascism come back in' date=' Hitler was anti-gypsy, as was Stalin, Mussolini, Thatcher and Howard. What nice company to keep.[/quote']yesterday(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 hitler had a moustache too, doesn't mean mario is evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 What annoys me is people who travel around in caravans and generally make a mess, and call themselves Gypsys. They're not Gypsys, they're just lazy.They just go around giving real Romany Gypsys a bad name. Most of them come from Birmingham, and they think because they travel around their suddenly of Romanian descent. It's like someone calling themselves Italian because they've eaten pasta and have a Pavarotti CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Oh Adam, U is 2 kewl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 can't you read? that ain't birdman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 can't you read? that ain't birdman So? I wasnt refering to nurdman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 What annoys me is people who travel around in caravans and generally make a mess' date=' and call themselves Gypsys.[/quote']Spot on. If I can get fined for shitting on a farmer - so can they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
identity04 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 fucking gypposSeconded. Tax avoidin scum, livin in their trees and whatnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 *Oh, I'm so privileged, lets laugh at the people at the shitty end of societys stick* Not that I'm saying y'all are Nazis, but Nazis thought that way, so there must be something in common. This thread is worse than Neds, in that you've put some time and effort into being scummy, Neds just act on instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 yeah but this thread was made in jest, hence the obviously inaccurate stereotypes and intentional misinformed preaching.apart from having my dogs attacked by 5 year olds throwing rocks and set upon by staffordshire bull terriers, I have no qualms with Gypo's.Apart from her:^^^^^HONKS^^^^^(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 yeah but this thread was made in jest, hence the obviously inaccurate stereotypes and intentional misinformed preaching.apart from having my dogs attacked by 5 year olds throwing rocks and set upon by staffordshire bull terriers, I have no qualms with Gypo's.so are you saying this was meant to be funny. it isnt to me or anyone else who has gypsy blood. you're making yourself misunderstood on many levels. not a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted May 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 well, you see, I'm grateful for the concern that I might be misunderstood in my posts but there's something else. Something significantly more important.I don't really care about being misunderstood....it happens almost everyday and quite frankly, I find it even funnier when it gets taken the wrong way.As long as people aren't really hurt and commit suicide, then chances are, they'll sit down and have a good old ho ho ho(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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