DanClews

I thought the flight hadn't reached the platform yet. I had a read of the air accident report, I thought it implied that they had left aberdeen and were only 34 miles from shore heading to the vessel. The BBC has a link to the Air Accident Investigation report (http://www.aaib.gov.uk/publications/special_bulletins/s2_2012_ec225_lp_super_puma__g_redw.cfm'>Here) which is saying there was a 360 degree crack on the vertical shaft causing the lube oil pumps to pack in. Interesting to note, that before this incident they had noticed increased vibration levels during the previous flying hours.

Probably goes to PureGym and stands on the vibrating plate, allowing the ripples to mesmerise all the people nearby.

We had a proper bunch of laaaaadz staying above us. They would be wrestling and all sorts crashing about. They were there for 2 and a half years. Crashing about. Then they had a massive party, and one of them and his mate sat on the steps just outside our landing at about 3 in the morning smoking weed and one was going on about how he cheated on his girlfriend that evening. Now, I don't do very well when I am woken up in the middle of the night. Let alone when its a bunch of laaaaaaaadz who have irritated me for 2 years. I opened the door, and told them to fuck off and not to smoke outside our flat. Hindsight I should have been more scathing, but I just wanted to go to sleep. We later found out that was their leaving party. Now 3 2nd year girls are in, and they are as quiet as mice. Its ace-ic. Not even the tappy-tap-tap of high heels.

I played bass in a band practice last night. Playing off chord progression, but I managed to keep up. I even threw a few cheeky fifths in.

See, thats the position I'm in. Maybe I flog my iPhone 4 and get an iPod and a Blackberry. But then its almost like I'm a two-phone Charlie, as I would need to take my ipod to the bog to play games.

I don't read the sun for the quality journalism. I read it to make myself feel better. Just like when I would read the News of the World. I don't care that they did backhand payments, just give me gossip on what Celebrity Z said on their answerphone.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4294838/Mum-charged-with-endangering-child-after-letting-daughter-use-tanning-booth.html What the crap, thats not a skin colour.

Means he can't play Facebook Farmville on his phone.

Seeing other people's decor in their house. http://www.aspc.co.uk/cgi-bin/public/SINGLE?ID=292776 The lounge is hideous - but it gets better when you get to the creepy guest bedroom with the dolls. And then the voyeurs chair placed facing the bed in the master bedroom.

Take your cat, thing would have a field day. There are bunnies outside my office window, and there are baby bunnies with oversized ears. It melts my heart of ice.

shoot her with a waterpistol

Did Tom's used to be in the brick building over Hutcheon Street?

Its a remnant, we have 100 year old original varnished oak floors. There is a bit of carpet, so you don't skid on the floor.

One of our two has taken to taking dumps on the bathroom floor (next to the cat litter tray). Really irritating, because its runny and gets matted in the carpet. Asscat.

I'm frustrated by Recruitment companies and their use of LinkedIn. Its such a half-assed way of doing their job. Also, lets email FirstName.LastName@Companyname.com , including all information from LinkedIn and see how that goes. I don't want recruitment emails going to my work address. Numpties.

Get out, its a great game.

Friday : Friends for Dinner Saturday : Gym, walk with the missus, then shopping for blinds. Evening - Work's Dinner Dance Sunday : Relax, and try not to think about work

Bet the first thing you do is play a 5 year old game that doesn't stress it. I always go back to Transport Tycoon, a game thats 18 years old (typing that made me realise how old I am - 18 years old for a bloody game).

Steady on, I was five. I don't know what he deserved, probably pay a pound (or at that time 20p) and throw a gunk-pie.

I was being facetious (no jake - thats not about poo)

I still have it, makes me look like a hipster when I wear it.

Put the picture up you goon, I want to see me! /edit - SHA-TIIIIIIING

Can someone take a picture of the Evening Express's 20-years ago section Apparantly a 5 year old me is in it - but being at work I can't get a copy of the paper, and I don't have my card so I can't buy a digital edition of the paper. /edit, on second thoughts - I'm 28. So it can't be 20 years ago - can someone take a picture of the Westhill Gala event. As I'm in it.

I feel that this might have got lost in the pet-hate trollfest. Can I go into One-Up, and say I like bands X, Y and Z and they would recomend me someone to listen to?

On topic of Record Stores. Forgive my ignorance - but can I walk in and say, I like X, Y and Z who would you recommend I listen to?