DanClews

Aye, coz you guys are overheads. You're right about other companies, but I think because ours is known to be one of the better paid for contractors they tend to flock here. I had to persuade the cheif at the time to take me staff - he wanted me contract as it would mean I wouldn't need to be interviewed by HR.

Aye but our company is pretty unique. I doubled the number of staff on our project when I joined.

Thanks for the links. I know there was no risk to our cats, as they aren't outside cats - so the chance of them getting toxoplasmosis is pretty slim. But I just think its a crafty ruse to get me to change the litter.

My pregnant wife read that, and is getting our two checked out. As it can be passed to little foetus, and make it blind. As she can't do their poop, I was the lucky one having to take samples from the litter tray.

Have you played Tiny Tower?

I did playthrough 1, then got bored and didn't get round to completing it the second time for uber guns. Number 2 should be incredible, going by the trailers. I'm currently playing Guild Wars 2. Said I would never again get sucked into a MMO. I lied.

I want to go see the Fireworks one.

Try working in the Oil Industry. "I know you comissioned this 30 years ago, but you got any spare parts?"

carbs are ace-ic

Inconsiderate bastarding neighbours. Someone spewed up in the central carpeted stairwell on Friday night. We don't have factoring, so nobody is paid to clean it up. I had to tidy it up yesterday because we had someone viewing our flat. What the fuck is wrong with people. They would have had to have walked round it each day since it was deposited. I wrote a passive agressive note, after knocking on everyones door to try and find out what it was. My wife made me re-write the note, as it was a bit too heavy on the agressive, and not so strong on the passive.

For people that don't like flying? Or people that love trains?

Close, but it was this guy

We had a Magician at our wedding. I can't stress how amazing that was. He did close-up magic while we were having our photos taken, then when the band were having their rest, he did a cabaret show.

Minecraft. Amazing.

It's not that big, its all about perspective.

Pardon?

I'll pay you a tenner not to post for a week. I can see members section too, so no sly posting there either. And no creating an alt account.

O2. Seriously, if a UK wide network goes down. I hope somebody got reamed for it. Comedy Answer - Looks like O2 hired RBS's software developer.

Good greif, I thought it was from my previous company. But you are correct, its from that American Company that got bought by that Indian Company. That was a good 12 years ago.

Don't you mean, he screams out your name?

Your very small profile picture does make you look like someone I used to work with, and yes my mum did use to work there too. Its always a bit worrying when people say to me "oh I worked with your mum". But the more worrying ones, are when people say to my mum "oh, I work with your son". I always worry what they say to her after that line!!

Tax Rebate from 2006/2007. I must have been fleeced by the Tax man to get £600 rebate from when I worked at Pizza Hut.

Fri : quiet night in Saturday : Friends Wedding that I'm doing the sound for, would quite like to wangle playing bass for it. Just so I can wear my Black Watch guitar strap Sunday : Maybe go for a walk, coz her indoors is getting fat (LAAAAAAAADZ its alrite she's preggers)

Good point. I don't think it was a tapeworm, as it wasn't moving and all he's been fed was cat food from the pouch. He has also been his normal self so I would have imagined had he had a tapeworm he would be off his food. He could do with a dose of it to lose some weight, fatso catso.

In a ploy to raise the mood, one of our cats had eaten some string, and had half of it hanging out his arse this morning. Little bastard wouldn't keep still to allow me to pull it out. So I put him on the counter, and gripped the string, so when he jumped off he pretty much did all the work of pulling it out.