Le Stu

What a blatant troll. There's a theory, which is compelling because otherwise what they do makes no sense at all, that the Phelps are a lawsuit cartel, trolling high profile media events hoping to provoke a backlash.

I'd give you rep if you weren't a mod lol actually, i want to kill myself for setting this off.

Like a Bat Gouda Hell.

I had a look at his Youtube, I dunno if it's still up. Just full of mental rambles about designing his own currency and grammar and mind control. Obviously a complete case. I doubt there will be anything really connecting him with zealous tea party sentiment, though.

Maybe I can handle the cheese but I just can't handle the board? I want to write an angry song about Gouda.

So is cheese punk? Is it? This is winding me up the more I think about it.

Surely the point is that a cheeseboard has no place in an ale house. Why would you eat cheese with beer? That makes no goddamn sense. And I'm a massive fan of cheese but it has it's place.

Tron Legacy. they should have given Dude his roach tweezers. It's bio digital jazz, man! fucking pissed myself. sort of ok film though. apart from all the stuff that wasn't being awesome set to daft punk.

Depends, usually a civil war involves two groups with guns killing each other. When it's a bunch of cowherders being shot for following their cattle, it's probably more of a genocide affair. maybe they're tooled up too. Depressing situation, anyway.

I suppose it depends on your genre but DJ vinyl is really dying. Technics even cancelled their turntable range late last year.

Popped in here for a pint last night. It's a bit 'hip' isn't it? No hate, I just think a crusty old fuck like me probably looks less worse in The Moorings. Beer was good though, a bawdy draught, aye!

lol yeah, and we wonder why they never give straight answers. So, we'll probably see a loss of sales again when rates rise. hopefully businesses are prepared, it seems like a lot of them have restructured since '08.

Maybe they can turn it around. Bit shit for the poor workers but it's better than going the way of woolies and having to lay off everyone. Next might be in trouble as well and we have rather a lot of them. I'm still quite surprised at how well British retail has held up, given the depth of the recession we had.

Amoeba Music, Hollywood. It nearly bankrupted me when I was dossing in a local backpacker's dive.

I can't see the point of HMV anymore, they should be concentrating on being a music specialist or just stick to blu-rays and games. I still buy CDs but there's no point me even checking in there for what I want. Also, second hand market is key to survival. maybe a large minority of people rip CDs and then flog them back the next week, so just stick 'em a second hand aisle at marginally cheaper prices. I've been to giant indie stores in the states where it's a 50/50 split and the range is just... knees get wobbly, the first time anyway.

Apply the LFO to the VCF, and a big snare every bar on the third beat.

I will because I doubt it's possible to rave your face off to higher BPMs on ketamine. Though I haven't tried, tbh. thanks for the clarification, anyway Yes but dubstep and ket seems to be aiding the lie-on-the-floor or stupid pointy finger dance crew. In my day you'd be sweating like you pissed yourself after dancing like a fucked up leprechaun for 6 hours. At least we got the exercise, I suppose.

WTF is techno smack? Meow meow, ket, why can't people do proper illegal drugs any more instead of snorting horse tranquilizer while they wait until heir knees turn blue. I blame dubstep, tbh.

His recent Star Trek review was much better. Also, trailer suggested more Nadine than came to pass.

I dunno, Bendy Wendy was probably the greatest numpty they've ever fielded. And then there was that classic Newsnight Interview where they sent this numpty to make sense of the senseless. I doubt we'll see those days again.

getting repeatedly called from a blocked number on new year's morning. now i'm sitting in my boxers bitching about it with malware bleeping at me. shape up, 2011!

the usual ongoing lies about improving my health and fitness. hopefully successful in my college application. a new career fire up ye olde Reason 3.0 and learn to 'drop science' (lol)

Repo Men was the worst thing I saw all year. Jesus, that film was bad and also could be confused for Repo Man, which is a fave of mine.

Four Lions, Inception and Machete.

YouTube - Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News two of the best bits.