**** SHAGGY DOG STORY ALERT **** I played recorder at primary school. I bought a guitar from Bruce Millers in my teenage years, an Epiphone Special II like this one: Didn't really "get it" though. Puddled about with it on and off for a few years but eventually realised guitar was not for me. Or I was too lazy at the time. Or didn't get good enough, quick enough to maintain my interest. And a hundred other excuses. Years later (circa 2003) I bought a bass in Bruce Millers. I can't really explain why. I just saw this Epiphone EB-3 on the wall and thought to myself "that's bonnie, I think I'll get that". So in order not to make a total arse of myself, I scurried home, learned the bass to "Peaches" by The Stranglers on the bottom four strings of my unloved and neglected Special II then headed back to BM for a try. Didn't really know what I wanted from a bass yet, but I found I could play it (and it was a lot easier to play a bass line on a bass, funnily enough) so I went for it. The day I got it home, I was sitting down playing it and didn't notice that I was standing on the lead. Stood up and gave the jack socket a hefty yank. Cracked the lacquer around the socket. Bollocks, guess I'm keeping this then. I puttered about on it for a while, pick it up, have a noodle, put it down. Found out what GAS is and swapped around a few basses. Made my first bitsa bass. I eventually got off my butt in late 2008, did a quick turn at an open mic, played in a hastily ska/2-tone covers band for a birthday party (a week before my wedding) and joined Panda Eyes in early 2009. Mostly got off my butt because Jayne kicked my butt off the chair and into doing something useful. Instruments are not ornaments, as she so rightly pointed out. Still playing, still loving it, still getting better, still buying basses.