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I reckon it would be worth going along to this to see someone who is playing the guitar, kick drums and singing all at the same time. I bet he could pat his head and rub his belly no problems.

Maybe corned beef!

Anyone ever tuned in to SHMU FM? Ace presenters! o_O

Please tell us more?

The best thing about Eurovision was Dita Von Teese's waistline.

What difference does it make if the socket is on or off if there isn't anything plugged in???

Ive always been shit at spelling! I really hate it when using predictive text on a phone and it starts spelling a word your not meaning. Definitely is another pain in the arse to spell.

Even shed seven beat this bunch!

I wouldnt mind the self scnanning check outs if you could mute the bloody thing. Especially at the point where your finishing up. It costs 13.25 and says, please insert cash or choose payment method. In goes a tenner. Please insert cash or choose a payment method, Aye Ok im doing it. In goes a 1 coin Please insert cash or choose a payment method, Would you shut up im bloody putting in money In goes a 1 coin, its one of the dodgy ones so it goes straight through and out the bottom. You try it again it works Please insert.................F****** SHUT UP, you stupid f****** moron Then there's the times where you stupidly attempt to bring fruit or weigh items through it and it takes years because you have to look everything up. At the end of it all you have to laugh when it says, "Thank you for using the fast lane".... Aye thanks for using the ding lane more like. I always prefer to use a checkout person, especially good looking females ones! Although they do tend to have the biggest queue!

See this is why I could take it as a joke, knowing you from school i know your character and knew how this was in no way Jim Davidson material. Who for the record isn't funny

Ha ha hahhahha:up:

Exactly! It's probably a scam anyway just to get themselves in the public eye again.

Whooptie f'in do! I find it hilarious that the pair have asked for some privacy in this difficult time! Privacy?? Flippin Privacy????? For a couple who have done anything and everything to put there life's in the public eye, how dare they

Quality! Well done! When you doing T at the Park????

Ok so maybe I am.........am I really??

Just when you lot thought they had finally gone forever, back they come with yet another tour! Wooohooo. I know I'm not alone when I say it, 1st of December at the music hall is going to be ace!

Rightly so but if I could only ever watch 1 of them again it would Rab c. Shameless started off well, but I've lost interest in it nowadays.

I watched "The Strangers" last night and to begin with it was really good. It kept you feeling tense and I didn't get to relax for a good 40 minutes at the beginning, but it got a bit crap in the end.

First, f*** knows where to post this post as it doesn't really fit under any of the forum heading's, but Joke might be a word to describe Craig Tara so this is where im putting it. With the credit crunch, the shitty euro conversion etc my wife and I were looking for a cheap alternative for a week to take our (will be at the time) 18 month son on his first holiday. It was going half price so it was like 100 odd quid for 4 nights We thought about going for a Caravan in Craig Tara, thought that he would find it fun to stay there. However, I had a quick look on Trip Advisor (Dont know why I didnt do this first) and it appears as if Craig Tara or should I say Chav Tara isnt a very nice place to take anyone other than Thick bit Chav's, MInks, Jippos and Rapist's. Just to give you an idea of the headlines on the website Do Go Its Awful Health Hazard - Do Not Book Craig Tara disgusting Hell Hole World's Largest Toilet ? Anyone ever been? Is it as bad as it seems?

Blame Gary! If he could tune his guitar properly I wouldn't have had to kill time on stage!

What do you call a Scottish man that's almost home? Hamish

Fast and Furious! Heap o Pish! They have all been pish, especially tokyo drift! The first one out them all wasnt too bad, but just felt like Point Break where the surfing was replaced with cars.

So who would you do?? Neils Sister or Wills Mum?? Thats a tough decision! Both are very fit! For some reasons I find myself leaning towards wills mum tho!

Looks like a Steven Hawkings spell master game from my childhood

I think the car scrapping thing buggers me up! My car is 6 months shy of being 10 years old during the 2000 scrapping bonus. So does that make it worth less now? I.e if I had an H reg fiesta that was worth five quid, it would now be worth 1000 to the garage and 1000 to the government so long as I bought a new car. But I've got a golf which is said to be worth 1300. But would a garage offer that now knowing that they have to cover cars like the fiesta example?