Shaki

I think I'm obsessed with Mormons ?(

Supporting Greg Griffin of Proud Mary www.greggriffin.co.uk Also playing are The Cellers www.myspace.com/thecellers Doors at 8. We're first on so I reckon about 9pm. 5 on the door. Cheers Shaki www.myspace.com/flamingkaty

Jon Heder, who played Napoleon Dynamite is a mormon. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff ...........but I'd already joined the Mormons.....IDIOT!

.....and while all this is happening the Mulsim's are burning effigies of the Pope. Religion, Ace!

*CONTAINS SPOILERS* There's this big army bloke high up in the sky on a sort of plank giving soldiers a medal and then pushing them off. At the bottom there's a frog, a white cross and a crazy looking guy taking photographs of the soldiers when they land then.................. I'd guess some sort of war related anti-media message or media related anti-war message or an anti-war-media message with an artistic twist? But I dinna really ken, I like ideas put to me in plain english ken.

Surely your folk stereo would be the consummate Dylan listening device?! You couldn't even call that a joke, sorry. The National - "Alligator" a real grower The Flaming Lips - " Yoshimi battles the pink robots" I'm trying, not sure about the critical aclaim The Flaming Lips - "Soft Bulletin" a bit more accesible I think Foo Fighters - "In Your Honour" for 4 quid in one up, worth 4 quid I think. Nada Surf - "The Weight is a Gift" disappointing compared to "Let go" and i'm currently listening to the band Can that my mate gave me but I'm nae so sure.

That's how he spoke so funny min, he hid a constant moo full o' manjuice and he didnae want it dribblin doon his chin! Thought a'body kent 'at?!

Da ken but I'm away up there the noo with ma spraypaints to scrawl "ships are gay", "pirates are poofs" and "AFC. Red or Dead" all over the fucker.

Perfect sense and a great last sentence! Let's compile a thesis on world religions and have that one sentence conclusion! haha

I doubt that will offend anyone here commanderkeen! The whole idea of selling a religion door to door is moronic (it figues that the son of Mormon was called Moroni!). -Knock knock- "hello, would you like to try mormonism?" "No thanks, scientologists are the current providers of my religious belief system" "those guys are nuts though, look at Tom Cruise! How about you try it free of charge for the first month and if you don't like it you can revert back to your current provider" "oh, come in then!" I didn't actually realise there was many practicing mormons in the UK. Are all the "Churches of the Latter Day Saints" you see mormon churches then? I was christened in a protestant church to appease my Grandmother and was sent to Sunday school until I was given the choice at the age of 10. Does anyone know if you can get unchristened or does my 15 year lapse in attendance and lack of prayers automatically cancel my spiritual contract? I remember one day in Sunday School the class were asked "what's your favourite song and who's your favourite singer?". Round the group most people anwered either Kylie or Jason or both until it got to me................ "Iron Maiden, Number of the Beast". "oh, and what does that go like?" "6-6-6 is the number of the beast, hell and fire, were born to be released" I was only about 8 and had no real concept of what it meant but it caused a little concern!

"It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard" Erm, not a good start!

They must think we live in the holy land then! I've spent the past 30 mins reading a bit about mormons as I didn't really know what they were all about. I must say..................I.................smell...............shiiiiiiiiite! The Prophet Joseph Smith just doesn't have the necessary ring to it for me.

Yeah, but what about your ejaculations?

Is that not just the way it is interpreted by some? I tried to read it once, couldn't really get into it. I already had a fair idea of what happened at the end so maybe that spoilt it a bit for me. Give me a religion with a smaller book! Actually, how many pages is the Koran? I've never been approached by Mormons or Jehova's Witnesses. My Ma told me never to entertain them at all or they'll keep bugging you. The Moomins once came to my door asking me to sponsor Moomintroll for running a half marathon but I told them to get to fuck.

Great game last night. Man U just had that extra bit of quality in their passing and didn't make as many errors. Wilson and Caldwell are Dundee Utd and Hibs quality respectively though.......and Jarosik?! What is he even meant to be? That was the first time I've seen him and I thought he looked bloody awful. A Willem Van Der Ark type? I think I'll be putting Saha in the dream team, this could be his season. I forgot how good he was because he wasn't first pick last season.

Fighting for peace, fucking for virginity, killing animals in revenge atacks for the death of an animal rights campaigner........

From smoking preferences to requests for photos of your cumshot in 44 easy posts.....

Alkaline, if you look under your avatar and then under Jasey-Boi's I think you'll see who the real supporter is you fucking member!!! I too am disappointed that this thread about the game tonight has descended into a largely meaningless and irrelevant debate and a bit of e-fechting with Bruce Miller/broken TV related threats but I couldn't resist that one! Peterborough - shitehole indeed. At least their pish wee railway station that I spent an hour in was. Great Yarmouth too. What a dilapidation of a place! Was in Cambridge not long ago and walked past the stadium. Thought it looked a nice wee ground if a bit unkempt! Liked Cambridge too although there seemed to be a heap of fucking students knocking about...... 3-0 Man U. One of their defenders bundling the ball over the line from a corner in the first 20 mins. Rooney to get the other 2.

Hmmm, I'd like a bit more money but can't be arsed looking into it! I had my first experience of this nature today when I set up my pension fund. I listened to the manny for a while but then I kind of drifted off for a while, then I drifted in and out, then off again, then pretended to listen while scrutinising the guy's strangely shaped beard, uh-huh, hmmm, right, yes, then I signed the paperwork. I hope he wasn't some bandito.....I heard "Standard Life" and believe I am investing my pension in three different "things" one of them being property investment. There was something about "overseas investment" but then I noticed the guy's beard again. I'll take the "capitalist fuck" tag as long as I'm not an old man pissing himself on the streets. I'll be pissing myself in my own modest sheltered housing instead. Yee haa.

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