FezMonkey

I would suggest a pre-emptive closure of this thread, as I think we can all see it's going to happen eventually (after a lot more going round in circles, misunderstandings and arguing back and forth, of course).

I refuse to beleive this. Surely not!

DONPHOBIA Went to see these guys a couple of nights ago. Thoroughly good show, made even better by the frontman's onstage antics and banter. Musically very good as well. Their MySpace recordings don't do them justice at all. Really nice guys too. "DoNpHoBiA describe themselves as Comic Book Hero Metal; a combination of classic rock/metal & elements of hip-hop finished with Operatic Theatrics and pure madness!" http://www.myspace.com/donphobia

Indeed, I would have thought that opencolonracket would have been the better choice for headliner

I was thinking the same thing. It could be replaced with, say, a Transformers the Movie subforum?

Boris is the new Prince Phillip when it comes to comedy quotes

Is this sold out, as I don't seem to be able to find tickets anywhere?

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Ha! Genius!

Those ones are personal favourites of mine

Aha! That reminds me. I lent this book to trippinoneastereggs over a year ago. Tis rather amusing. GIVE ME IT BACK YOU BASTARD!!

True, but companies may pay to advertise in it

'King Without A Crown'- Matisyahu Link Link Link

Now that's something I'd like to see!

Indeed. At least you, Jonny and Jimmy Lucifer appreciated it!

Hurrah to that!

A horse walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and orders a pint of lager. The barman looks at the horse for a second then says "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I've got testicular cancer."

And it's Kenetic, rather than Kinetic

Go and see Secta Rouge. They're one of the best bands in Scotland

You have to admit though, Cink had an amazing round so you can't blame Garcia too much. Was good to see Darren Clarke playing so well. Good on him.

Hehehehe!

As long as you gave me enough notice so I could arrange to be up in Aberdeen, I'd be up for helping you out!

Here's another lovely one.....

Ho ho ho ho!

Tonight, down the local I found the Greenock version of Brian Apparently, he has the lovely name of 'Japs'