Stray Cat

A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds. My cousin's said: After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly

You say he uses a USB midi cable as well as a gameport midi cable. Could it be possible the the gameport is disabled for midi in the BIOS? As for the USB cable, doesn't that bypass the soundcard anyway?

Yes, he is back and you're right. He is brilliant.

Haha, a fight between JC and Billy Dodds.

What a game indeed. I can't believe that they chose to show Keanes debut instead of what has turned out to be a classic cup tie. Dundee Utd should've killed the game in the first half, but credit to the Dons for coming back.

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I have 10 more invites. These are legit. I was sent them from Microsoft as an official Beta Tester.

Sorry folks, Cloud just claimed the last one. If I get more invites I'll repost.

I have just received some invitations for the beta version of Windows Live Messenger, which if you didn't already know is what MSN Messenger will become in the near future. I have 2 left up for grabs to anyone that wants them.

Things just seem to be getting worse. Looks like Seve could be off to leicester in the summer, unless they make an offer in January. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aberdeen/4553136.stm

Not necessarily. There are some fat howlers who love themselves and they are the worst. But you also get the spoiled ones who are stick thin and think that they look good. with their stupid furry boots, turned-up jeans and Louis Vuitton handbags (which personally i think are ugly as sin). All they care about is how much their outfit cost and the name on it rather than how it actually looks.

Kind of like half the slappers that walk about town then

I bet everyone on here (male anyway, maybe female) has done a lot worse than Paris HIlton. And yes, perhaps if she wasn't rich and famous she wouldn't even get a second glance. But she is rich and famous and a looks a hell of a lot better than half of the skanky little tramps that grace ths city with their "I love me. Who do you love" attitude. And Personally, I would fuck her. Twice with the same hardon.

A couple of years ago, my band were invited to play a similar thing in Edinburgh. They invited us down for a chat and to watch one of their live shows, which was held in a revamped church - cn't even remember what they called the place now. It wasn't exactly pay to play, but they made it clear that we would only be allowed to play if we guaranteed that at least 50 people would come down with us and pay to get in. Now their light rig caught my attention because it was held up by 2 rusty 1/2 tonne chainblocks (which I used to service). I got pissed on everything they had going at the bar - as well as the test tubes they were walking about selling and had an argument with the promoter about how unsafe the light rig was and that if the necessary authorities were to spot it that they could be shut down. I made a complete arse of myself but at least we got out of the scam.

The o2 site says that the promotion has finished. I signed up for 3 cards on 2 different sites this year and got feck all.

Computer users and system administrators, take note. According to iDefense, a division of VeriSign (Nasdaq: VRSN - news), on January 6, 2006, the world will see the release of a new version of the Sober worm. Security analysts hope that, at least in this instance, being forewarned can lead to being forearmed, and that computer users will take the time before the attack to update their security software. Wonder how much of a mess this will cause, even with updated security software? If this is to happen, just be on the look out. And let people who are not savy w/ systems like your parents and some kids know not to go opening any emails.... http://news.yahoo.com/s/nf/20051212/bs_nf/40077;_ylt=Apqbq6x6WqbTHy9fgWZ8K5qs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- Link edited.

Sexism is the way forward.

Just taking advantage of my right to whine.

Na, he's just waiting for the council to give the go ahead - and chip in for the new stadium and he'll be rubbing his hands as his company buys the old ground and makes even more on the flats they put up. Maybe it's not right for him to clear the debt, but I'm sure if he invested more in the club for transfers, wages etc. we might have a bigger squad which could cope with injuries. I'm not saying give players 10-15 grand a week but we could at least get in a few more to add depth to the squad and a goal scorer