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Alternatively, rub your belly and pat your head for about half an hour.

Nah man' date=' that's pretty scrote. There's loadsa stuff like that on the net that's just done so much better. Plus I'm kinda sick of seeing things like that, it's all getting a bit unoriginal. The Valentine's Day one on [url']www.fat-pie.com is ultimate though!

So did they hook up or not?

Ok, I shan't expect any more from you for Crimbo. Anyone else wanna offer me a prezzy?

'Homeless' Guy (on phone): "Yeah, I just scammed another few quid off some guy and his bit...oh, hold on...any spare change?"

I was hoping I could've had them done for going out on the 23rd, but oh well. Emm...I don't know. I've only really had my nails black, blue and on one occasion red, so it's up to you. Just so long as those nails match up I'm happy.

I think James Blunt is great! He shows us that anyone, no matter how retarded or shit at writing lyrics, can make it in the music industry.

You're danged right I do! Will I have to wait till Crimbo for it?

... errrrrr....noo...

All my other nails seem to have a certain shape, and I quite like it. These two rebel nails, however, just look shit. Perhaps it's not the nail, but indeed, the finger. I don't really know. Either way, it annoys me for some reason.

Yeah, my bro had his stag do in Newcastle too and he said it was immense. I think either/or you'd have an awesome night out with the right people.

Ain't it cheap as chips for a pint in Stockholm?

I've always wanted a manicure. I really don't like the nails on my finger closest to my pinky. I've just got one or two more presents to get. Doing this all with a budget aswell after I totally overspent last year! I feel bad if I don't get someone a present that doesn't make them soil themselves with happiness.

As a general rule I don't give to any of them. If ya look after the pennies then the pounds'll look after themselves.

Sounds like an awesome gig, and since I've been meaning to hear E106 for ages I just may go along if I can find some people to come along with me. In short, might catch y'all there.

Very true man, but we can't false advertise, otherwise people won't realise the magnitude of egomaniac's about in the Aberdeen music scene.

Fuck man, you got your period? I do know something about this thread because I've read it from a non-biased point of view and the only thing I can say is you're a childish asshole. End of. On a happier note, Allergo are awesome! I may go along to that Chi, sounds good!

I do believe it all started when people said Ascension were shit and they didn't like it, so they took a stropp.

I still like them too, but I wasn't so keen on their latest album.

Unwanted attention from who? You don't mean the underagers surely, cus I can't imagine a group of kids saying "Lets go to that pub because they'll sell us lemonade!"

Excuse me? Did you not check out the video? Click swallow man. Anyway, still, that was totally harsh and uncalled for. Guess who Santa's not delivering presents to this Christmas.

I wish you wouldn't whine so much. I wish you weren't right about Alkaline Trio too though.

Swallow - CLICK ME! "...I don't have to taste it." Too true.

Wow...whatever small amount of respect Ascension had earned (none?), they've just lost it (so they're in the red when it comes to respect). A little less ego would be nice. I was playing up in Drummonds so I couldn't come down, but I'm glad it went well on the night and some decent money was raised for a worthy cause. I've still to see MMW aswell. I don't think the criticism of Weeping Jesus is quite fair, but everyone's got their own views. Anyways, I'm there if it's on again next year!