morlun

What?!? You mean Lennon himself WASN'T the joke?!?!? o_O

"At The Drive-in" and "Best of" in the same sentence?!? Surely that is the ultimate contradiction in terms... THEY WERE PISH!!!

To be honest, this thing don't seem very accurate. there was a thread like this on Elizium.net, and everyone got Lib Dems or Green- even if you were strongly against some of their key points. I think it is just to encourage people to not vote either Labour or Tory. But that isn't neccessarily a bad thing!

And they still wonder why they get the piss taken out of them!!! Actually, I would love to see this guy in person- hours of endless entertainment.

One that I am really enjoying at the moment is Zug Izland's cover of Cry Little Sister. Not saying the best, coz there is probably only a maximum of 3 other people on here that have actually heard of them.

American Geography teacher: "now class, here is an unmarked map of the world. Can anyone point to the country where we live?" Majority Of The Class: *points to Europe/ Russia? Asia land mass* "That one, Miss." Teacher: "Why have you said that?" Class: "It's the biggest!" I don't believe they are "stupid" as such, they just need to be better educated. But then you could say that about this country too, I suppose.

Nestle's latest: Smarties will now be sold in hexagonal tubes, and WON'T have a plastic lid with a letter on it- it will have a cardboard flap!!! BLASPHEMY

Lynard Skynard- Sweet Home Alabama

I think the live version of Monty Python's Petshop/ Dead parrot sketch where Michael Palin just changed it without telling anyone was worthy of number one on it's own!!!. The look on John Cleese's face when he says the parrot's dead, to which Palin replies "oh, so it is. Here's your money back, and some holiday vouchers." Priceless

Have that on video. Still love watching it for one reason- nobody remembered to teach Tyson how to pull his punches!!! Downloaded the Monday Night War DVD- Bischoff and Vince are STILL trying to get in their little digs at each other!!! Get over it Eric, you fucked up, and now have to work for the people you tried to run out of business. Of course they're going to continually try to embarrass you!! Oh and one more thing... E-C-W, E-C-W, E-C-W!

Balls to you all!!! I have to wait, and hope that some one puts it up on BitTorrent, and download it Of course it is unlikely that it will be available for download before tomorrow night, and then I go to Glasgow on Tuesday morning, until Thursday. That's four more fucking days before I (MIGHT) get to see it!!!

Now it seems to have taken over by Snoop Dogg o_O

FUCK YOU BOTH!!! Fucking Garage.., bastards!! Ah well, I got to meet them at least Also KSE was good- still can't believe my flesh tunnel was found... Fank oo Stacey

Forgot about that one. It was good for me personally in two ways. PHENOMENAL show- Fuere Frei especially- and it was good to hang out with the AHC guys again- they really are nuts!!

Yeah, the black suit and singlasses wearing binmen- I think- anyway, yeah I remember that episdoe. What about possibly the most original one: The main character- Marshall- woke up, and everyone was on the set filming an episode of Eerie Indiana, and kept calling each other by their real names. Except Marshall obviously, who refused to believe his world was just part of a TV show. Possibly the best episode in my opinion.

Most embarrassing moment: waking up on New year's day 2002, still pissed from the night before. Can remeber every little detail- right down to the clothes I was wearing- except one. I remeber I had sex with someone that night, can remeber their name, and can remeber everything we talked about. What I could not remeber was what she looked like. Now this may not sound so bad - "Look at the person lying next to you" was most people's response. The only problem was, I was fully clothed again, asleep on my mates couch, and there were about 10- 15 other people in the room. How may people have had to do the "I'm going to start talking and hope that I can bluff my way out of this" conversation. After 2 bottles of vodka, 40 in the palace and too much pot, it is NOT an easy thing to do. Needless to say, I was not too popular, as the girl in question soon realised what I was up to.

"Hook, Hook, give us the Hook!" Missed it as I was partaking in that fine Sunday activity- staying in bed. But have it on video, so I may watch it later tonight (I don't sleep much)

There is also a soundboard audio recording out there of Halford performing with Sabbath on last year's US Ozzfest. August 24 in Camden, New Jersey I believe it was. Ozzy fell ill, and they asked Halford to step in instead of cancel their set. Some photos available at sabbathlive.com, but buggered if I can find the audio. BOLLOCKS!!

Black Sabbath, Ozzfest 2001 Metallica, Download Scotland, 2004 Michael Jackson, Glasgow Green 1992 Machine Head, Barrowlands 2004

I've listened to Twiztid's Green Book CD- 17 tracks- about 40 to 50 times in the last 2 days.

Tis true, despite a dull game, I was slighlty heartened by the attitude of the players. They actually seemed proud to play for Scotland, and had infinitly more passion that I've seen in along time. Take heed Herr Vogts, maybe you will now accept what we all know- YOU SUCK, now begone, and never lend your "services" to another team as long as you live... with the possible exception of Inverness Caley Thistle

Only caught the second half, but the most exciting bit I saw was then the Italian fans started trying to beat seven shades of shite out of each other, and then having a go at the riot police!

I hope to God you were not expecting anything else... If you were it's time for that frontal lobotomy!!!