fatboy

I would

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.....

http://youtu.be/SiigawHvVCI

ship wrecked was good, all the bikinis

i get distracted by cats and lizards and things

my girlfriend smashed up that acoustic in a drunken rage

I'm nae shit at driving, you're shit at watching me drive

the stupid glaswegian way of ordering a sausage softie tickles me Can I have a roll and sausage. or a roll and links

Visited a mate when younger. was perplexed when I was asked if i fancied rolls for lunch. I thought they were wanting to eating plain buns/softies. However "rolls" is a term used for sandwiches which could contain any filling you wish.

When I was in Dumfries people would ask if I was enjoying food that was given or made for me, I would reply "fine" they took offence as "fine" is used as acceptable, rather than the North East meaning of fit fine

YoungA

thats warranty for second hand goods, granted, you buy a playstation from a boy of gum tree you have no comeback I'd buy a new one from amazon, get it, say it got lost get a replacement, sell it on

you don't pay extra for manufacturers warranties. you are thinking about when argos asks you for extended guarantee. usually you are covered by the place you bought it from money back warranty period within 30day, after that you contact the supplier. but in most cases if you still have the receipt and want an exchange the store will usually offer a replacement outwith the grace period if you stand your ground.

ballocks aye

no issues with sky, but since we have been with them a year the bills have slowly been going up, obviously charging us full price for all services. Want to quit and go fibre optic with someone, but i don't want to deal with talk talk, once bitten twice shy

i was rolling with my left hand

Anything come of this??? I got a really cool Panasonic VCR with a flip down interface and a wheel for detailed rewinding and fast forwarding

Aye, and aye

Polish apple

Dutch

it said "you wake up" you've already opened your eyes!

Brilliant idea, open your house to intruders by going out to defend it, plus providing a weapon they can use against you too