Lemonade

@ScubbyBeastie yes, the correct way.

I think my favourite food is bagels.

@tweeteuan you've made Jamiroquai cool again. This is like when Chris Moyles brought Peter Andre back from the dead.

I went away on holiday for a week and I'm a bit ashamed of how much I missed my cat.

RT @dublinburger: We're running a pretty damn good competition over on our Facebook! Have a look: https://t.co/i1I3rZ3xKg

@AHalpin1 I'm drinking decaf coffee right now.

Let's be friends. Have your life enriched by my snapchats. https://t.co/78XDdJTsDg

#FirstWorldProblems https://t.co/K1IknkttVL

RT @igorvolsky: A president saying news organization is "going to suffer the consequences" for printing something he doesn't like is FUCKIN…

@tweeteuan that same day I was playing GTA5 and Jamiroquai came on the radio in the stolen car I was driving. Not making that up.

@AHalpin1 @AmyJaneStudt I don't know I think ny phone has a virus in the M key

RT @VancityReynolds: People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

@AHalpin1 she definitely seemed like she was going to top herself. I've taken her out of this year's team.. So she'll do it this year!

@TheRealNeepheed OK. That should be manageable.

@elnev I like redheads and I like 'quirky'. Tick, tick. Also she's very attractive.

Transformation from cunt to total cunt. https://t.co/B8cR5sSIT8

The most annoying question must be "Hey what are you reading?" What I'm reading isn't important, what's important is I'm reading, so go away

RT @AHalpin1: @dublinburger line of the night comes from @5ea5erpent "I did not shit myself, I shit the bed"

Not that I don't like Grado like. Look me and him are pals. https://t.co/zsjsvPFua4

I just earned the 'Fields of Gold' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/eqS1kTEcws

RT @Ligero1: In less than 24 hours, myself and some of the top UK stars will be being watched by millions on ITV, w/ @JRsBBQ calling the ac…

RT @MisutaSupakuru: I'd prefer we all just ignored her entirely but this is a great response. https://t.co/WIA7gWk2Di

@whisperednothin of all the years to not be able to successfully predict 1 celebrity death, 2016 wasn't it. Or was. I lost my sentence there

@NullAnneVoid he's never gonna dance again.

RT @Anna_Snackz: Sex and the City 2017: Samantha: Putin? More like Put-it-in, honey ooo. Charlotte: Samantha you're so ba— everyone dies…