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Red flag in the Formula E, 10 min delay and predictably my Sky box cut off the last 5 laps. Why can't Sky fix this… https://t.co/JCRLCk1y4H

RT @R__Harper: Yet again, @AberdeenFC are the only team in Scotland to show a terrible Rangers team any respect. Truly embarrassing and not…

I've recently began subtly pronouncing yoghurt as "joghurt" at home. When my wife eventually confronts me I plan to… https://t.co/bnSA1E7NSW

Superb. Perfect comedy timing from the bus. https://t.co/bTL5ABIdXS

Has Trump done anything hideous today? I've been busy.

@RDdotC @GDdotT Donatello, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo and.... Gareth. He only stuck one toe in the ooze.

I seem to be watching an episode of Next Generation that's just a bunch of unconnected Riker flashbacks. Guess they… https://t.co/ydSi7Gqoxe

Agreed with this. Awful atmosphere. Miles away from the action. Bin it. https://t.co/0DFSmpCb9B

This was very good and I recommend it. https://t.co/J0cRz9QTnx

@chrisoff @The_Haps I never liked Load or Reload. I liked everything up to that point but when they came out I hate… https://t.co/v2rLmUnnVD

Life goals : 1- Get a cat 2- Take photos 3- Be included in a 2018 "Real Lads Love Cats" calendar https://t.co/299gcacTp2

I just earned the 'Lager Jack (Level 4)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/T5DDCi3Md1

Decided I'm going to listen to Slayer every day for a month. Slayvember.

Disappointing results. Boo Star Wars! https://t.co/A1PBYbd2X5

Stephen King and blue cheese on crackers before bed, just asking for nightmares! https://t.co/yTBE7WP42C

@MJMcKean Happy birthday Michael!

RT @bobsymindless: Sorry America no you can't give James Corden back he's yours now

It is tho. https://t.co/OrBJ2TPFdy

Gone full hipster. Off to a craft beer pub too. #ifeeltheneed... #theneedfortweed https://t.co/OcKLdfxvzV

Missing the Scotland game tonight because I have to bake a cake. Can someone please check my balls are still attached?

RT @timothycsimons: When a 64 year old white man kills 58 and wounds 500 in fifteen minutes from 1200 feet with a knife, I will absolutely…

@F1Racing_mag @HaasF1Team Is it really 21 years. Wow. I remember buying issue 1.

@rosehearty_adam No idea why I bought it, I don't even remember liking Queen prior to that.

That insult is older than your club. https://t.co/9pSTW4FhHB

@Lou_Prime @chrisoff Our alarm goes off by itself all the time, so I finished what I was doing before going out. Was 90% sure it was safe.