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@AHalpin1 here's an idea for you https://t.co/bCzf4l6iLg

RT @Muldwych: #truth https://t.co/NgzMEBYCJW

New on Burger Club this week! https://t.co/BqLpHxBMuZ

.@lynx Hi, this morning I put on some LYNX AFRICA and on the way to work a sexy woman tried to have sex with me. I feel uncomfortable

RT @Glen_Hansard: Although @HSHIreland Is not taking any more donations of food right now, please please give to other shelters that need i…

My Top Songs 2016 playlist on Spotify contains Chopin and Mastodon. That's a mash-up I'd like to hear. https://t.co/46VyHkPZz9

I find classic literature often a real struggle to read. I was raised on a diet of thrillers. I'm drawn toward plot, not flowery language.

Emily Sandé's accent is weird.

Anyone interested in writing fiction I highly recommend "Part-Time Writer" by Marjorie Quarton. Smart, common-sense… https://t.co/WQ4kcQIW4G

Am I the only male in his 30s that doesn't really give a crap about Star Wars?

Surf's Up was way worse than I remember. Next up, Carl & The Passions. #beachboyslisten

"So basically, Amanda really really loves being strangled during sex" - #BurgerClubSundays @AHalpin1 #quoteoftheday

@_d_O_S_s_ thanks! I thought one may have been a mandarin, although there was one there and he looked slightly diff… https://t.co/tVBcxrNk2G

My Facebook newsfeed is suddenly 90‰ people posting in groups that I unfollowed months or even years ago.

Found these in a box of old stuff. Completely forgot I had them. Takes me back. #lenore… https://t.co/EB8TfJJmF1

I have a book and my cat, I'm fine.

I wish I was born to be a musician, or a writer, or an artist like all of my heroes. Sadly I was born to be a data analyst.

RT @dublinburger: Tonight we tackle @wowburgerdublin! Read all about it later this week on https://t.co/T2iCyWf7cR. - R

@AHalpin1 I drive a 1.2 so I'll catch you eventually! World's slowest car chase.

@AonghusOg @OTTSideshow I'll check. My wife works in that centre so I'll send her in on her lunch break. Thanks!

When I was 18 I got "Dark Side Of The Moon" for Xmas, listened to it so much over the festive period I now forever associate it with Xmas.

Total spent: €73.20. Total cost of what we went in for: €23.00. Fail. Also had a fight, which was no doubt my fault.

@GDdotT Kathleen was on top form! Called a guy out for shouting "I love you" at her while she was trying to talk about her abusive childhood

Can I take you for burgers and a drink? I know some nice places. https://t.co/UQsfLfKMtH

Fuck me this is tense. Is like when you're team is winning 1-0 in injury time and the other team are dominating possession. #AbuDhabiGP