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Just saw a guy wearing a suit over a polo neck. For fucks sake. What has happened in this man's life that brought him to this point.

Promoted tweets from Land Rover... Like I could ever afford a fucking Land Rover. https://t.co/eBv80KTaw1

Rocky 2, the only film it's OK for men to cry at the end of. Yo Adrienne, he did it! #rocky… https://t.co/Y27CTMrEML

Literally bedridden with back pain. Miserable.

@AliGanley let me know what you're doing tomorrow!

I had muesli for breakfast instead of my usual scrambled eggs, it's 10am and I already regret it.

RT @Rubberbandits: This lad does Trump levels of Butthurt. Beautiful to watch. https://t.co/T7Saa8mADZ

RT @MaxZ0r1n: @offtheballbbc despite what you've heard, am no leavin' the noo.

I had this album. https://t.co/8J9AVDHWUZ

RT @OTT_wrestling: 1200 tickets gone in 20mins, general admission available !! https://t.co/WcZqeyRSPC

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Remembered.... with a nip-slip. Stay classy @DailyMirror https://t.co/bZ9Y6ccCpm

RT @paddypower: Here's what you need to know about Falcons. #SuperBowl https://t.co/hDrh9OGy6K

My phone was utterly bricked the other day, so I ordered a new one, and now the fucking thing is working perfectly.

I just bought: [Official Store] Elephone P9000 Smartphone 5.5 inch FHD 1.6mm Ultra Narrow Bezel 4G... via @AmazonUK https://t.co/L7WGEENBot

RT @tweeteuan: "I'm Danny Dyer, and these are Britain's Naughtiest Roundabouts"

RT @waynecrocker2: This is the best protest chant/board EVER! Well done Cardiff https://t.co/hcQmLVKvjd

There's a sanitary bin in the men's toilet in my work, and someone comes in and empties it every week. And I don't know why.

Kind of syrupy for a lager - Drinking a Longboard Island Lager by @KonaBrewingCo - https://t.co/hYkanUznYG #photo

RT @academydublin: NEW SHOW // @clutchofficial will play @academydublin on Thursday June 15th. Tickets on sale next Weds February 1st at 10…

Booked for opening night. Can't wait ✊ #T2trainspotting @mcgregor_ewan @IrvineWelsh https://t.co/6JIly2s9Vn

We all live in a yellow submarine / a tub of margarine / a hoose in Aiberdeen

Nvm, I found it. https://t.co/mViZej5Mlh

The penis is mightier than the sword.

I miss Formula 1 :(

@chrisoff I don't have Parks & Rec! Maybe different here. Literally the only thing I've heard of is Seinfeld. https://t.co/1P6kkRGAEx