Lemonade

checked-in to Hedigans, The Brian Boru [photo] http://t.co/vXPo5j2iys

Miss Piggy sounds weird.

Is there a gay porn film called "School Of Hard Cocks"? If not I'm making it.

Want to stir sugar into my cappuccino but don't want to mix in the chocolate. #firstworldproblems

Raced through countryside to get to McDonalds Elgin in time for breakfast. Arrived just as they wr about to turn the posters round. #winning

Does Michael McIntyre ask any actual questions on his chat show or does he just mug for the camera and act like a dick?

I'm visiting whisky country (Moray/Speyside) so tonight had Glenfiddich, Glen Livet and Aberlour. Also viewed wedding venues.Happy times :-)

Sneak preview: this song is going to be Kirsty and I's first dance at our wedding! http://t.co/2kY68hGfib @ZooeyDeschanel @mwardtweeting

Took a tour around the Aviemore / Carrbridge area today. Some truly breathtaking scenery.

Achieve the trendy "just got out of bed" hairstyle by just getting out of bed. @TwopTwips