Lemonade

@whitemoosecafe did you kidnap the Sodder children?

@JRMcC78 ok just logged in time to take this seriously! And not change anything because apparently it's working!

Saw yer da playing bass in the Gypsy Rose last night. https://t.co/dGS7QO9WER

I feel like @WWE and @2K owe me WWE 2K17 for free since 2K16 was such a colossal piece of shit.

This magnificent bell-end is quickly becoming my favourite heel on the @OTTSideshow roster. https://t.co/qoLcmbGu4W

RT @SunApology: 1. Hi @DavidTCDavies. When you've got a minute, do you think you could answer some of the questions here? https://t.co/VARE…

Carphone Warehouse piggybacking on the #repealthe8th campaign to sell phone. Disgusting. https://t.co/7soC05jFMq

RT @pattonoswalt: UGH THIS FUCKING CREEP. https://t.co/oCoSvlZGM5

Donald Trump was a popular subject in the pumpkin decorating competition at the Botanic Gardens… https://t.co/jaSAYHXguV

@JRMcC78 I agree, he just sounded a little bit *too* perfect on JR

@AHalpin1 I don't think hairdressers do that. They're not like dentists.

RT @McLarenF1: Fernando & JB show off their intriguing American accents as they get #USGP ready in the latest edition of #Mobil1RoadTrip. #…

ICYMI https://t.co/jciNWY9jG3

Ok I did that one time.

Watching last night's Graham Norton Show, Chris O'Dowd is so drunk... @BigBoyler

There aren't many modern songs that have a harpsichord solo. Kudos @KsChoiceMusic. Great song too.… https://t.co/yVXWEgjIv1

If I see one of these 'killer clowns' coming at me in the street one night I'll have nae qualms about punching the cunt in the dish.

@JRMcC78 yeah,l they are dire just now, but we lost 3-0 to fucking Slovakia.

Went for lunch at Centra deli counter today and she gave me the display sandwich. No one has had a worse day than me.

RT @WWE: BREAKING: WWE has suspended Paige for 60 days, effective immediately. https://t.co/F0KsuCBOnw https://t.co/PoOhW6CUS5

Somewhat ironic that my profile photo is of me on a train. https://t.co/qNCznPijUM

In the Long Stone and they have a jukebox! Got a little excited. Just not a thing in Ireland. I've seen in like 2 pubs in 5 years.

https://t.co/XRHJN5ZniO

So I can get on the tram. What a pointless service.

And they won't replace because I fitted it myself instead of having it fitted by a professional. It's a simple fucking plug.