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@elnev there are no balconies in the Broch.

RT @FatuousSunbeam: Thank god I live in the age when I can hear Jessica Hynes call Donald Trump and Mike Pence cunts on #LastLeg

It's a shame about #Tinthepark being axed, but the line up the last few years has been horrible. Pop shite. Needs to rediscover its roots.

@kirstenin spoiler; Annie Wilkes is a metaphor for his drug addiction.

My friends and I meet up for burgers every Sunday and now it's a blog. https://t.co/W3gW8uCdH4

When people you don't imagine knowing each other know each other pt 1. Mr Belding and CM Punk. https://t.co/R4DgZPPm34

@sheeplips @GeeMutt I get my ear hair trimmed, and she offered to do my eyebrows last weekend :(

@ScubbyBeastie not one I've seen. I'd watch it though. Danny Dyer makes shite movies brilliant. @MrDDyer

Is it really necessary to feature a topless woman in a story about football kits? Fuck's sake. Back to the 70s with… https://t.co/eMRHaHVlQ2

I might go to @Aerosmith at 3 Arena in Dublin, Ireland - Jun 14 https://t.co/BeEdAj0Kbq

@Nursefancypants @BibliophileBC my 'to read' shelf is literally sagging in the middle. Part too many great books, part cheap Ikea bookcase.

@EddieRocketsIRL Hi, just wondering are your burgers frozen or cooked from fresh?

@RDdotC I think I've done ok. I had Hamilton and Rosberg the other way round though so that's 20 points dropped.

RT @LEGO_Group: @StopFundingHate We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity wi…

RT @Oldfirmfacts1: Next year's John Lewis Xmas ad sees a frail Grandad telling a rabbit about the time Scotland qualified for a major inter…

RT @AwayDays_: Scotland fans in London this evening... "Big Sam's a liar, Scotland's gonna qualify." https://t.co/wDqeJ20YdO

I get a lot of mouth ulcers and I read online tonight to try putting bicarbonate of soda on them. My advice: never… https://t.co/p4AyxM6KY1

Well this can't be good.

The Resurrection Of Jake The Snake was pretty incredible. Much love for @JakeSnakeDDT and mad respect for @RealDDP

No, YOU'RE listening to the 50th Anniversary Broadway recording of Guys & Dolls.

Somehow Paddy Powers new app is even more clunky and useless than their old app. That takes some doing.

@Nursefancypants legends. Will be ordering a @TeelingWhiskey at the pub tonight. #repealthe8th

If anyone ever wants to hack all my stuff just find the note called "Passwords" on my phone.

I think my dream gift would be a box set of every Nicolas Cage film.

RT @LeGalaxie: Three VERY salient points from that @fightlikeapes FB post. If you care about the future of Irish music you'll care about th…