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RIP Humanoid. #bobbyheenan https://t.co/297euPmg4z

@RoyalMail Hi, it's a phone bought from Amazon, and its going to Dublin.

RT @hashtagjesseivy: @plaquemorris You need a little time to think it over

@Kathbum Before they were married he used Wales as it is his dad's title, once he got married he became Duke Of Cam… https://t.co/valClCGBm7

Bet the wrestlers, producers, editing team, caterers, cameramen, arena security, cleaners etc are all delighted wit… https://t.co/NRVHjtcTnD

Outraged I accidentally bought this shite thinking it was normal Fanta. Change the Can colour @fanta @Fanta_GB https://t.co/PVMalajxtm

RT @liamgallagher: Rite to the cunt who robbed my shades backstage at reading I hope you die you cunt I guess it's karma for stealing the s…

@johnnymac58 I know. I never do normally. I always let my heart rule my head and they let me down. This time it'll… https://t.co/fcReTWd4Q8

@IMPACTWRESTLING @TheJimCornette Please tell me you haven't employed this fucking guy.

I'm watching Days Of Thunder, easily one of the best films ever made.

@rosehearty_adam I never noticed those. Fuck knows. Some kind of flip flop.

Running is cruel. Knocked a 5k out of the park on Saturday and had to tap out after a measly 1k today. Don't know what I did wrong.

@kevinbridges86 Here's me with the man himself when I had a shit beard. https://t.co/9OcuKOVvXn

RT @JackIfc_: Lmao why does the Kim-Jong and Trump face swap look like Louie Van Gaal https://t.co/TVzS6xliaj

Yer boyfriend listens to Wet Wet Wet and cries in the dark.

@OTT_wrestling @Tyler_Bate @PeteDunneYxB @trentseven @WarBeardHanson @RAYMONDxROWE Amazing night but one negative m… https://t.co/ktmhOCTtpZ

Kicking off a new season without a manager. What a shambles of a club. https://t.co/vxc2asKrD4

@C4F1 @virtualstatman @OconEsteban @ForceIndiaF1 Max Chilton the other?

@rickygervais You really ought to wrote this bitter obsessed troll character into a sitcom. (And don't let him play… https://t.co/HiM6ljn94x

Every surface in that holodeck must have been spattered with jizz.

My username went funny for a minute there.

Dear @U2, sorry I can't make it on Saturday, hope it goes well and you have a good night lads. https://t.co/SqGpuHF2rK

@CaptainSte3le Awesome. It seems like everyone forgot that he also had sex with some children a while ago and got off on a technicality.

RT @charltonbrooker: Brexit is as complex as it is shit. Like planning the moon landings blindfold, heading for a planet of wet turds in a…

The US equivalent of "aye, but whit aboot their fans!" @Oldfirmfacts1 https://t.co/CfmQDOIeJ7