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RT @JimSpenceSport: Dundonian for beginners. As the wumman on the Lochee bus opined regarding the benefits of eye shadow. 'It Emphasezes th…

@tigerofsudan Very unemotional for a guy winning his first race. Typical Finn I suppose.

I still have this laptop. She has 2 kids now too. https://t.co/Wer1IP0pjA

It's hard to play Forza Horizon for 3 hours then get in your real car and not drive like an absolute roaster.

Turns out I do have a Leo Vegas account. I have no idea when or why I signed up to this. I don't play online casinos, ever.

That's offensive. https://t.co/HQuPciz9dS

I have 1 spare ticket for @OTT_wrestling #scrappermania tomorrow night, gen admission, face value. Message me if interested.

Eir TV's slogan should be: "Eir TV - There's a reason it's cheap"

@DribbleThing Custom made ice cream cookie sandwich

Got my new Eir broadband installed today, Hitting 48Mbps. Not bad. Was barely getting 10 with Sky. https://t.co/R4Lfttos4b #speedtest

'Don't Stop Believing' became an overplayed, irritating, earworm novelty hit; a Jumpin' Jak's favourite; but still, what a great song.

That fucking Flash advert with the singing dog is on in every single ad break. FUCK YOU FLASH.

RT @Stoviesplz: @RuthDavidsonMSP .yay another match - this game is easy! https://t.co/ZSSRpwtQrT

Please keep my sister in law @DribbleThing in your thoughts today, she's in hospital recovering from a botched vajazzle.

Formula 1 is back, the sun is out, and I've got the Ravonettes on the stereo. Not a bad Sunday.

@atlasgames please pass my thanks on to Jess! Arrived this morning. https://t.co/4VHbYHhKmT

Not sure how many times I have to unsuscribe to fucking Wowcher before they stop spamming the fuck out of me. Must… https://t.co/HbyGEfrDy4

RT @phlaimeaux: 2017 Big Time UK tour ends @TivoliAberdeen tonight. There won't be a herring/oil processed in Aberdeen this evening https:/…

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RT @IrvineWelsh: Find myself in the strange position of hoping for a Hearts win against Hamilton, as I'm really enjoying Ian Cathro's tenur…

RT @Rubberbandits: 20P increase in the price of stamps makes Six One headlines. Repeal Strike and March that closes O Connell Street doesn'…

@Nursefancypants @cilianom Mushrooms?! Crazy Brits. Mushrooms are for when you can add 4 toppings and you've used 3 and run out of ideas.

Got pretty serious booze blues today. Thinking it's maaaybe time I gave up drinking. Maybe just a glass of wine with meals. Good / bad idea?

I broke a Nokia 3310 once, so fuck your memes.

@CaptainSte3le bit of a mess, Hibs in the same division were allowed to sign a defender on emergency loan, Raith had to play a MF in goal.