There are no good chipshops in aberdeen, because they are all fucking MINGING. Seriously, what is wrong with Scotland, all the "local" food is vile, unhealthy, bland, barely edible crap, soaked in grease. Where are the fucking patisseries and quality takeaways? Typical Aberdeen food : Fish and Chips - badly cooked fish (nearly always haddock or cod) covered in shitty batter with a portion of soggy chips oozing grease - DISGUSTING Pies and sausage rolls from bakers - Mystery meat stinking of onions, catfood, and old grannies houses, covered in the worst pastry you can imagine - DISGUSTING Cakes and buns from bakers - tasteless shit made with the worst ingredients, with added chemicals and usually stale, kept in fly infested counters. Honestly, where else in the world does a bit of stale shortbread with icing on it count as a TREAT? Go to just about any other country on the planet and decent, healthy, tasty food is available, so why not scotland?