Hugh_Jazz

Typical jazz drums are usually shallow-depth, thin-shelled and maple....that would be my guess.

Three blokes working in a factory, Joe, Pete and Charlie are having a chat over some lunch..... Joe says, "hey lads, i've got a rather embarassing problem....i've got the most awful case of piles, they're giving me fucking agony". Amazingly, the other two guys are also fellow sufferers, and Joe suggests that he go to the doctor and let's the other two know how he gets on. The next day, Joe goes to the doctor and explains his problem. "No worries", says the doc...."just strip off and lean over against the bed and I'll be with you in a sec." Joe does as he's told and bends over. Meanwhile the doctor takes a big pot of vaseline out of his drawer, rubs the grease all over his head and then inserts his head up Joe's arse. He shakes it around for a bit, and then removes it. "There, that's you done Joe", says the Doc. "Fuck me doc, that's incredible....no pain or anything. Thanks a million" Next day, Joe reports back his findings to the other guys.....needless to say they are impressed and Pete is next to visit the doctors. As with Joe, Pete is asked to strip down and bend over.....the doctor greases his head again, and then inserts his head in Pete's arse...wiggles it around and then pulls it out. "Fucking bejezus"...says Pete. "The pain!! It's gone! Halle-fucking-lujah"! Pete, obviously delighted, returns to work and insists that Charlie visit the doctor. Charlie doesnt require a second invitation, and promptly gets himself down to the clinic. Again the doctor, asks Charlie to strip and bend over....while the doctor meticulously coats his head in vaseline. The doctor begins to insert his head inside Charlie's rectum when Charlie let's off an enormous fart. The angry doctor stood up and says to Charlie...."you know, it's people like you that make my job hell".

I'm working, I'm the only one here and the office is like a fucking cooker. Grrr.

Partly because not everybody has a passport, mortgage, bank account, credit card etc.....but everyone would be expected to have an ID card. Not saying that I'm necessarily an advocate of ID cards, but that's one reason for them.

There would be a better chance of me buying that single than the fucking Crazy Frog.

Probably been posted already, but this is one of the funniest things I've seen this year: http://www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/luckykazoo/media/cillitbang.swf

Anyone seen this? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4637203.stm

Yeah, and? I didnt realise that it had already been posted, so a fair chance that a few others wont have either.

Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in China: The following rules apply: Only 2 persons on the raft at a time The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft To start click on the big blue circle on the right. To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

where in my post did i imply that London was secure? Didnt I just say it was an easy target? Kinda implies that it isnt so secure doesnt it?

The point is security....if you've got one, you're a legal citizen, if you don't, you're not. It's this cynical nonsense about the government using them to infringe privacy that irritates me....the goverment has denied it, and IMO it just wont happen. The government know tonnes about us anyway, and we're all happily oblivious to this fact. Fail to see how an identity card is going to make things even more "big brother" than they are just now.

hopefully the policeman gets revenge by driving his squad-car over him

Bollocks. If you've got a credit card, bank account, mortgage, pension etc, then the government already knows everything about you that is worth knowing. This scaremongering shite about "infringement on privacy" gets on my tits....where's the evidence?

There are only 1,000 met police at Gleneagles. London has over 28,000 police so cant agree that London was a soft target.