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Hugh_Jazz

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  1. Most problems with slicing are due to bad alignment, so make sure that your feet, hips and shoulders are all perfectly aligned on the target. If anything is "open" ie. aiming to the left, the tendency will be to slice the ball.
  2. "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..." If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, please don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up!
  3. that's "apostrophes" i think you'll find....
  4. If it is true that there have been as many patches made for Firefox within one year as for IE over the last 10 years, surely that completely disproves the spurious point you've been trying to make. This does NOT mean that Firefox is more necessarily more buggy than IE. It just means that Firefox has the capacity (because it's open source) to get things fixed quicker....so more things get fixed.
  5. Bad for Scottish football my arse. Celtic and Rangers are what's bad for Scottish football and have been for years. They've moaned for years about not having enough competition domestically and how this causes them to struggle in Europe yet they fail to realise that this is their own fucking fault...constantly milking all the other clubs of their best players for a pittance, and thus widening the gap between them and the rest. 5-0 is an absolute gem of a result....no sympathy whatsoever.
  6. I've used it a few times....it's fookin' ace. It's no worse than buying off Ebay in my book....everyone has a feedback rating so u can work out if they're dodgy or not. Bargain-tastic
  7. Sorry, I'm no cellist but ur stuff is great. Best of luck..... HJ
  8. In my experience, Firefox = fewer viruses, more functionality and fewer system crashes. IMO, an excellent browser, and kicks IE's ass in almost every department. I've recently started doing some web development and IE's lack of support for W3C-accepted standards (eg. XHTML, CSS etc) is a joke.
  9. In the UK: Chicago - If You Leave Me Now In the US: Rod Stewart -Tonight's the Night Double yuck!
  10. Of course they're rubbish. That's why they cost fuck all.
  11. If a baby is choking on an ice cube, simply pour a kettle of boiling water down it's throat....the blockage will miraculously disappear.
  12. FastStone Image Viewer....it's free' date=' and downloadable here: [url']http://www.download.com/3000-2192-10414344.html
  13. Load of WANK. How the fuck do you possibly know that? Qualify one word of that.....go on, i dare you, i double dare you!
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