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Twaddle. I don't care how hard you are, that tackle is going to do some damage. His only other notable injury was a brutal knee twist on a plastic pitch that fucked his cruciate. ## He's hardly got a case of the "Andertons".

Jesus.....Fraser Fyvie hasn't half taken some knocks for an 18 year old. On a stretcher again after another shocking tackle. Stonewall red. Hope the loon's alright.

Dons two to the good......Fallon double, second a fucking peach.....plus a Brown pen save. Its like some amazing parallel universe where we're actually good.

Great from Ox. Just great.

Arsenal are in with a great shout here.....Milan are not at the races at all. The ref will probably blow it with a shocking red card. Way too card happy so far. The foul on Van Bommel was never a booking.

There are loads of Speccy emulators out there. Pretty much every game ever made is available here: http://www.worldofspectrum.org/games/index.html

I can take some solace knowing that the shit football gene runs deep through the Gerrard family. ....and seeing Charlie spoon it into row Z. Champagne moment.

Kenny Miller. Easy mistake though....Lee Miller is also a total fucking donkey.

If they go into administration, they have to dock them points....league rules. Don't see any way round it. However, if Rangers go into liquidation and are basically repackaged as a new company, there's no way they'll be put into League 3 (which strictly they should) because of the other SPL clubs' dependency on revenue from OF matches. If you remove Rangers from the league, half the clubs in the SPL would probably go under with them. That said, even if Rangers remain in the SPL, those revenues would likely drop like a stone anyway......we've already seen how loyal Rangers fans are when their club is in the mire, so ticket revenues for everyone else will plummet. Can't see TV money doing anything other than going down if the league becomes a one horse race each year. The highly enjoyable schadenfreude at Rangers expense might be shortlived if we all end up suffering as a result. Sure I'll still LOL like a fucking drain if they go under though.

Great article. To sum up, Rangers are fucked. YASS! http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/why_tax_case_casts_long_shadow_over_rangers_and_beyond_1_2112897

Fergie was just stirring the shit as usual, but he was absolutely spot on....unlike Dalglish who came across like a complete cunt, as usual.

Remembering when petrol was under 50p a litre

The new BBC Sport website....WTF have they done to it? Horrid.

That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen on a tennis court. FUCK.

Doesn't say....just hope it's a pay as you play deal. Nothing else would make sense given his history of injuries.

According to EE, Russell Anderson will be signing in next 24hrs.

I fucking love this guy.

The prevailing notion in Britain that "anything goes" provided you win the ball, explains why players in this country will never have the same skill levels as the continentals as long as these dinosaurs are teaching kids how to play the game. "Passion" (sic) and "getting it right up 'em" is far more important than learning to play proper football. The stereotype British coach/pundit/fan is a total anachronism, all contributing towards making the game simultaneously much more dangerous and less beautiful to watch.

Furthermore, we need to start seeing some proper draconian, mediaeval bans for these cunts before somebody ends up with a Dave Busst.

I've changed my mind on VK's tackle. At the time, I thought it was borderline dangerous, but OK because he got the ball and Nani rode the challenge. In hindsight, it was a totally correct red card. As soon as you leave the ground like that, the only difference between winning the ball, and destroying an opponents leg is luck. The only way managers will get the consistency they crave is if the rules are made absolute rigid about stuff like this. Leave interpretation out of it. Two-footers = red cards. No messin'. Obviously this doesn't legislate for blind officials missing the fucking obvious like last night, but if he sees it, he can only make one decision. OFF! As for Johnson, that's just a disgraceful challenge. Cowardly as fuck.

Man jumps into hay-baler. Fucking sensational.

Living somewhere and going there on holiday are not really comparable. I visited Nepal in October. Best holiday of my life, but living there would be absolutely heinous. I've heard nothing but amazing reports about mates that have visited Cambodia.

No.....whenever I've been to the US, you usually just get a teabag and a mug of hot water. They literally have fuck all clue how to do it. Better still, I asked for a bacon sandwich while in Salt Lake City.....after spending what seemed like an eternity trying to explain what a bacon sarnie was, I was eventually presented with one plate of bread, and another plate with bacon. The notion of combining the two was utterly alien. I really wanted brown sauce with it, but didn't have the nerve to ask.

Contracts news....Vernon signed on 2 year deal, Considine on 3 year. Chuffed about the former....ambivalent about the latter.

The King Kenny Klan.