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Bags, you are a legend finding that site - It's so fucking funny!!! Just spent lunchtime stifling the laughs!!!

Surely that's the best website ever? I absolutely love it. And the Die Hard and Rain Man posters are amazing!! This guy has got it. Plain and simple. I'm inspired by this. Cheers for posting.

T'was fun while it lasted It's an "urban legend" they "cooked up" (boom boom) a while ago and like to try and use. Obviosuly not quite good enough to get by you quick - witted fiends on here but nevermind! But, wind uppage aside, they are lovely fries! (I'm not on commission here - and that's the truth!)

Believe it, junior. Believe it.

Could be bollocks but if you're there ask the duty manager and he'll give you the same answer! He said the same to my Mum & Dad when they were there, and my boss. Not really worth arguing over, to be honest, at the end of the day they are fucking sublime chips, I tell thee!

It wasn't really the twice cooked bit that impressed me - it was the piping in of the mashed tatties!!! I recommend everyone tries these bad boys - in a different league to chips i've had anywhere else.

I went to Old Blackfriars for lunch and was served up the most laughable excuse of a cheese and bacon burger I've ever seen. A large sized bun (which tasted of cardboard) containing a greasy small burger was bad enough. The 2 small "rashers" of fatty bacon and the unmelted processed cheese slice added to the overall shiteness of it. The tasteless, greasy chips were the icing on the cake. 7.95 they charged for this (but they did have 15% off on their "wacky January sale." 100% off would still have been a rip - off, I tell you.) The frankly depressing emo waiter didn't add much to the overall experience either. I used to think the food there was good but I won't be going back. Shame, beacuse it's a nice old school pub. On a brighter note, the food in the Palm Court Hotel is superb. We've been loads of times since we've moved to our house which is pretty close by. I swear they have the best burgers and rib eye steaks I've had in Aberdeen. It's not as expensive as you'd think either. The waiter was telling me how they get their chips so fucking fine - they twice cook them. After the first time they somehow extract the filling from the chip and replace it with mashed tatties.Don't know how that works but they taste bloody magnificent! Take the missus there for a nice meal and earn some brownie points

I don't agree with that in the wooorrrrkplaaaaaace!

They are ace. But I wouldn't say everyone knew their songs by a long chalk!!!! Community Service I & indeed II are two of my favourite mixies.

You hobo humpin' slobo babe Get it off, get off, get off of me! You hobo humpin' slobo babe Get it off, get off, get off of me! Baby, we don't love ya Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! Baby, we don't love ya Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah! Baby, we don't love ya Baby, we don't love ya, baby, yeah!

The whiny way in which he sings "Let meeeeeee-ee-e-e-e-e-e-e--eeeee ENTAAAHH - TAAAIHHHHN YOOOOHHHUUUUU" is one of the low points of music in general for me. He'd make a good cheeky chappie in a panto - I think that's his level, but "the kids" and pissed up folk at wedding receptions rule the majority so I must be missing the appeal somewhere..............

Ant and Claire could also feature in a loving "bodybag" scene.......

Ditto. I remember the tears streaming out of Paul McKenzie's eyes as he sang Auld Lang Syne!!! And getting heaps of shiot signed after the gig! We all sat outside in the garage outside Drakes afterwards, remember???? Please book 'em! I'd take a fair crowd with me!

Yas min - one of the few hippity hoppity things I like. Looking forward to it already. Good skills

As a saxophonist are you inspired by Tim Cappello at all?

No!!! "I'm the number one son!" "Gonna make you so proud, daddy - get out the fucking way!!" It's the treasure - the hidden treasure. Being chucked through the shower dressed in a fucking wetsuit! "I'm 28 years old - I should be able to eat a chicken saahntwitch! in my own house" Licking his mate's ravaged knee on the half - pipe! Mr Davidson's wife is dead! Dressing up like an "English bobby" Pulling out the gun!!! Supercat can "see the bad guys" but only through wood! Talking beavers! Too many to mention - A truly amazing film!!!!

I've liked them (indeed, loved them) since the original Muscle Museum E.P. but this new album is where the loving stops. Terrible album. Listened to it heaps and just can't get into it. Maybe I love the bombastic riffage too much but this just sounds like plagarism and attempts to confuse the audience. Rush, Billy Idol and especially Queen should indeed be getting royalties for this. It sounds like a wind up in places - almost as if they're in the studio going "people will actually take this seriously!" Writing about conspiracy theories which are clearly untrue is getting really boring too. Still an amazingly good live band, but I'm just nae sold on this nonsense. Back to the drawing board, Mr Bellamy...

Did you also see: this video has really struck a nerve with me. in fact, the second i finish this post i'm putting my laptop on the passenger seat and both hands on the wheel after it!!

Oh man, so did I. A lot of laughter indeed. I agree they should show this on the telly, though. Hard - hitting's the best way to go. But none of it would've happened if Jules had just been open and honest about her feelings for James from the start!!! Vintage!

Clocker were definitely one of the local stalwarts when I was just getting into live music. Nae a bad group at all. Saw them heaps of times as "local support" a la the Needles.

I Stand corrected said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. Could have sworn Ian was there then - I only met him when he joined the band through Chris "Burnside" Wilkie. Nevermind - that's sorted that one out anyway. 10 years has taken it's toll onm the memory, obviously! Cheers.

Ian Rose. Guitar at the TK's extraveganza.

Cool. You could really shred like Ian. Good skills. Give me a shout if you find the tape as I'd be up for a bit of nostalgia Cheers.

Chris, I can't seem to quote and reply, nevermind: Aberdeen's only Nu Metal band before the whole thing descended into absymlality! Definitely the first "serious" one, though, even though the band only lasted a very short time. Long enough to get a website on the go with MP3's of classics like "Roadkill", though!!! Christ, I think that was before I had a CD burner. Must have been about 10 years ago now? That gig was just after the whole Slipknot thing kicked off. very much "of it's time" but good times, nevertheless. It was the only time I've seen a fairly full Triple Kirks going mental to a setlist encompassing songs nobody had heard before! I'm trying to work out who you are, then. I'm an old mate of Chris Wilkie who I know Ian Rose through. I knew Sid "Mushroomhead hat" "from the scene" before we had forums(!) and it was "Pogo" on bass who used to work for Lithium Records / hang about with the Needles. That would make you the other guitarist, then?? Good times

Played it last night. Damned great game but looks way to easy - My mate and I ploughed through heaps of it in no time. Graphically and atmosphericaly, it's amazing though