Smooth_groover

Anyone else go and see these guys at Drummonds this Thursday past? Excellent show bearing in mind it was their debut gig.

Yep thats very true. There were so many slagging words back in my St. Machar days (94-2000) trying to think of more... Ba-heed Numpty Shit stabber Swollen hole Sare Cunt Fud

As in erasers or condoms?

Oh god I hated P.E. In the 5 years I was at secondary school, I done P.E. about 4-5 times (seriously). In fact, the last time I ever done P.E. I ran up the wall to 'slam dunk' a basketball, but took the basketball hoop with me. Before I got caught, I handed the remains of it to some nerd who ended up getting the blame for it

Hahaha, okay for those of you who went to St Machar Academy there is a 99% chance that you will have hated Mrs Steel (foreign languages techer). Im telling you, this woman was a total bitch. no one liked her. Anyway, one day we were all being a complete bunch of bastards in her class (throwing books, swearing etc etc) when all of a sudden she went down on her knees, and burst into tears "FOR CHRIST SAKE - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEEEE" she said. So we did leave her alone, most of us left the classroom (and took half the tables and chairs with us)

Fanny-pad Neep Spuzzy Gaylord Poof Arse bandit Mink Smelly (what punks/metallers were called by the neds) Veggie Tard Heed case Fudbox Ahh the St Machar days .......

Yeah hahaha. As were 'Dosse Posse' 'Puma Discs' and 'Gary Barlow'

Driveblind !! Man, I remember seeing them in the old Drakes years ago - great band. Good to see them getting somewhere. Good luck to 'em.

And did anyone else used to actually own an item of this ridiculous clothing? http://www.dreadybrand.com/page.asp?ID=2 Bring back 1993 ? Lets not!

I remember a few months back, I was walking past the Balaclava bar beside Bon-Accord Centre, when this guy came running up to me and said: "Himin chief, Dinna mean to be rude or ony'hin, but av jis bin mugged by some bam. He teen a knife ore ma skull - look!" The guy actually did have a wound on his napper "Now, ah am askin is for twinty quid - hiv yi got twinty quid for mi? Ah really need ti get hame" ME: "You said same thing to me last week, and no - sorry" I cant believe someone would actually go around pretending to be mugged (with a real wound to make it more believable), then get pissed of when I told him he's already tried it with me. Cunt.

I tried to shoot the rector ...

When I was in 3rd or 4th year at St. Machar, my English teacher Mrs Bryce collapsed on the floor. I stood on her face for a while. (may not be true)

Frank Gilfeather He hates the youth of today

Even if the riff does sound like another song, use it anyway. It doesn't matter what you write, it will always remind someone of something else. If it's your song - it's your song.

I don't have anything against this band. I simply think that Cowboy Dan is an asshole. End of.

Has anyone heard this yet? If so, what do you think of it?

He guys, nice site The adverts are a bit distracting but it can't be helped. Had a listen to the MIDI's, enjoyed them. The Time Machine should be a good song - looking forward to hearing that live. All in all - nicely laid-out site, easy to navigate etc etc Good work

El Presidente

Not really a band, but 50p fucking annoys me. I can't stand rap/hip hop anyway, but his voice makes my blood boil. "in da club, in da club yeah, club yeah homie club" Oh and Dizzie Rascal is a cunt also.

Yeah she was hot. The grandma pissed me off though. "lets all eat cake"

I don't think he is naked. Look at the position the dogs are in, this could easily cover up a thong. (I'm so bored) (grabs coat)

I can't actually remember! It was about 12.30 and I had stumbled out of slains on my way to by the new El Presidente single. So I wasn't really paying attention to much