Smooth_groover

Damnit, I wiz supposed to be going to the Moorings tonight (I'm due Hog a pint)

Drinks all round for Gumpy

If I ever see you in Drummonds/Basement/whatever, Ill by you a pint 'nae probs'

Yeah total shit

Hahahaha, yeah thats his secret all right. In fact you just reminded me of a story he told us once (half way through a class) "Okay class, me tell you bout story of me and son mine. we sit in park tuesday last eating sandwhich. my son good boy. he sit on swing." ?(

Oops, I forgot to mention that we cut off his balls and fed them to the bedford dogs However, Mrs Alnak is a different story

Haha so am I. Hey I killed his wife as well (while listening to Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin) but that's a story for another time...

HAHAHAHA

You aint hardcore until you make a teacher cry/bleed

Hahaha, I'm assuming by that comment that you actually know the drummer. And no, he aint a wanker, he is fucking shit hot on drums

*Goes to see what other users still take cocaine"

Hahaha here is my Friends Reunited description..... "FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU BASTARDS"

FUCK SAKE 6ft long? thats bodacious

Poor show

Good for you lol, I still see some people from school begging on the streets, or passed out on George Street because they are 'fucked oot ther heed', mind you, I sometimes stumble across the odd school-mate who has actually done something decent with their life compared to the above: ME: "Hello Trevor, what are you doing these days" HIM: "Workin in i' fish n gettin fucked"

Oh yeah we had our fair share of those 'cunts' at our school as well. They really couldn't do anything without mummy and daddy 'taking out the whip'. Shame.

Shit hot (no pun intended)

I don't blame her "Gads, am nae takin a shitey bath again"

Thats what he said...

I could never fall asleep unless a bananarama song was playing

Okay folks.... When I was in first year there was a teacher called Mr Alnak, again, no-one liked him. He was a maths teacher. Anyway, one day we were sitting in his class doing the work as expected. When all of a sudden my mate stood up and said "OI MR ALNAK, YOUR A CUNT" Mr Alnak stood up, took a knife out of his pocket and ran towards my mate. As he ran towards us, I jumped up, took the first baseball bat I could grab and smacked him over the face with it. As he lay on the ground with a tanned face, my mate said: "Aye, thats fit yi get cunt" There was still 25 minutes until the class was over so I taught the subject until the bell rang. After the rest of class left the room, me and my mate bundled Mr Alnak into a potato sack (he was dead) and drove to Kirkhill forest where we buried him alive.

I was once 'started on' in the Bon Accord Centre by 2 chavettes "Himin cunt, geez a fag" ME:" COME ON EN YI BAAAAAAAAAAAASTULDSSSSSSSSS" ( )

Okay, I think The Music have some really great songs but, on the same token, some not-so-great songs. Is this not the same as every other fucking band?

The Goonies used to scare the shit out of me when I was a nipper. 'one eyed willie' ? no thanks! But yeah, as Jake and Keilan said, thone glass elevator in the Bon Accord Centre makes me uncomfortable as hell !!