beeker

She couldn't do anything to get chucked outta my bed!... execpt decline my advances.

i meant bad in a Michael Jackson sense then...

haha you know its bad when simpsons and real life begin to merge....!

if they had have been growing cucumbers instead of hunting the bison. you bet you're ass we would have no teeth and probably be second in the food chain to those pesky chimps. *checks behind him nervously for cheetah*

annelise hartman?!

i have no idea what the fuck you just said. but due to the energy conveyed in the post - i too can't believe he made that crap!! harrumph

jist: never trust a woman.

i pissed myself at that bit too.. cock in and pull it haha

also my favourite part... however - i do find the song quite catchy.. *runs n hides*

Sugar, we're going down http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1650561/ Really funny.

mint dick. nice. how on earth did you find out that 'worked'

get an electric shaver kit - like the ones that do your real head. get a thin comb, roberts your mothers brother... THere really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.

smooth criminal

wow, no way did it not get that - shocking.

edit: what happens to you if you are married.

we would be entitled as he is under 25 therefore we get compensated for every year he's been at the club.... new rules.

McNaughton to Fulham?! we better get a shed load of cash for him!. Fingers crossed it wont be another "Stephen Glass" scenario. Kev has been with us since he was 13 so we should be entitled to a wedge of cash. Why is it Premiership teams think they can rip off the SPL but for some reason it's ok to pay millions for other journey men from random English sides. still, maybe we could buy Ryan Smith from Buckie - he's better than kev anyway!!